Blatant Lies

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Smoking killed my father... and raped my mother

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Drinking is healthy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not a fool.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna owe me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm very clever.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't just find out that Susse means Sweetie in German.

OFF TOPIC: It really does.

[small]EDIT: Wait that means I did an unintentional multilingual pun. Dam I?m good[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dr.Susse doesn't blow my mind.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I don't need sleep. I'm just gonna close my eyes for a secoZZZZZZZZZ....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not making bad decisions.

 

[Dr.Susse]

But they are so fun.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i'm not going to bad. i won't be back later.

 

[steeple]

I'm not happy about the abundance of free-time I recently have

 

[pyramid head grape]

I Running away D:

I don't need to add you on skype.

I take my Skype very seriously and will never give it through PM. ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love lulzsec.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm teh sexeh and I get all the girls.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The under side of a car is called the motor belly.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

It is SO, COLD right now. I really don't need this fan to try to keep me cooled off.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not so sleepy right now.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i don't have a soft spot for tsundere lolis.

 

[pyrrhic victory]

I know exactly where I'm storing all my diamonds on MineCraft, and I have not been searching for hours. -.-

Also, I did not receive this captcha when I wrote this post: