Blatant Lies

[dalek sec]

I travel the world, starting small wars just for shits and giggles.

What? When you're as rich as I am stuff like video games can get a little boring.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am so very affluent.

 

[dalek sec]

I actually created this music video and the song for it, I just let the band take the credit for it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't enjoy that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is not a bump because I don't bump threads that don't need bumping. Also Ronald McDonald isn't scary.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't think Reddy is a strange Canadian.

 

[pyramid head grape]

My dinner wasn't good. ^^

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not thirsty.

 

[dalek sec]

I am not cravin a burger with fries and a coke right now. Nope, not interested in that at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't just eat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Shh!

Did you hear that? The world was just saved by a teenager with spiky hair.

 

[Dango]

I'm not hungry.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I had a perfect internet connection today. D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Pigs can fly... with crowbars. ^^

 

[Dango]

I'm still hungry.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I wouldn't give you food if I could. ;~;

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't want potato chips.

 

[RaNDM G]

I'd absolutely love to punch a cactus.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've never been an asshole and known it.

 

[dalek sec]

I created the game "Angry Birds" but like the other people take credit for it.