Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not thirsty.

 

[dalek sec]

I am not cravin a burger with fries and a coke right now. Nope, not interested in that at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't just eat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Shh!

Did you hear that? The world was just saved by a teenager with spiky hair.

 

[Dango]

I'm not hungry.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I had a perfect internet connection today. D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Pigs can fly... with crowbars. ^^

 

[Dango]

I'm still hungry.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I wouldn't give you food if I could. ;~;

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't want potato chips.

 

[RaNDM G]

I'd absolutely love to punch a cactus.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've never been an asshole and known it.

 

[dalek sec]

I created the game "Angry Birds" but like the other people take credit for it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I created everything but I let others take credit for it.

 

[dalek sec]

Black holes won't suck up anything, they are full of cheese to do so.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not playing WoT.

 

[ERROR989]

The 3DS sucks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your avatar doesn't scare me.

 

[ERROR989]

I know who you're talking to.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bernie couldn't surround anything, he was useless.