Blatant Lies

[GodofDisaster]

The Earth is flat and the seas are made out of milkshakes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't love the T34 tank.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Nobody likes hugs ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know I don't!

 

[dalek sec]

I do not like guns in anyway shape or form. They just flat out bore me and wish they were never made.

 

[Neonbob]

I can't leap in the air.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neonbob wasn't one of the first people I noticed on this site.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

She turned me into a newt!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You got better.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

She does not weigh the same as a duck!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Quoting an awesome movie doesn't make you cool.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Strapping meat to your body doesn't make you a target for the lions and tigers and bears.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Weird Al isn't awesome.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Jellyfish! Jellyfish everywhere!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh my!

Frosted flakes will make you grrrrrreat at sports.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Narf.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I really hate chocolate.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I wasn't sad when Scrubs ended. And i wasn't pissed off when it came back as a Crappier version

 

[pyramid head grape]

My post rate hasn't slowed way down.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You don't need to behave in order to get your neo badge.