Blatant Lies

[MammothBlade]

I did not just start playing SHUFFLE!

 

[Roxas1359]

I am confident in my ability to RP so I'll start joining many RPs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My background idea will be used by the Escapist.

 

[Lionsfan]

I'm really drunk right now while I watch hockey

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hate Hockey.

 

[Roxas1359]

I always watch Hockey when it's on.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I always watch Hockey when it's on.

You're clearly more Canadian than I!

 

[Roxas1359]

I know all the channels Hockey is on.
Where I live everyone hates Lacrose.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Redlin has a terrible idea for a background and should leave the site forever due to the shame it puts on the whole site.

 

[Roxas1359]

I couldn't agree any more with the person I don't know.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Worst game ever topped off by the worst credits song.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't hate that I woke up at midnight...

 

[Roxas1359]

I never wake up periodically during the night.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I find it easy and enjoyable to get up in the morning.

 

[Roxas1359]

My laptop didn't go to PC hell.
Poor, poor Vista.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I'm not writing my first resume. Jobs are too mainstream for me.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got no resumès on my USB.
If I did I don't need to update it for this year.

 

[staika]

I didn't just get new mirrored aviators today, They do not make me look more amazing than usual.

Spoiler: My horrible mug

 

[Roxas1359]

You don't look better than I do. I look super sexy.

 

[staika]

Hey now, unless you look like a super model I doubt it couldn't be that bad.

Spoiler: Translated version

Hey now, Unless you look like a hideous monster I doubt it could be that bad