Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I'm not interested as to why.
Not like I care about exciting things.
In fact I go out of my way to ban exciting things.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't get to swim in my friend's brand new pool. His house sucks, too.

 

[Dr.Susse]

This song is totally about me.

I know the song you're talking about.

So do I.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get my papers that allow me to graduate.
Guess I'm just gonna sit at home and cry because I won't graduate.

 

[Fijiman]

You all smell of old angry tacos.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Max Ha. sucked in!

 

[Fijiman]

I know just what to say in every situation.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know how to disarm this bomb I planted.

 

[=y]

I am the most important person on the internet.

 

[Roxas1359]

The world, universe, and all life revolve around you.

 

[=y]

The site would shut down if I left.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not proud of myself for reaching the top of Pen Y Fan (and the surrounding peaks) last Thursday.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know what that is.

 

[=y]

I too am aware of this and what it means.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am dead.

 

[=y]

Dibs on all your stuff. Now I won't be heading into the city for another job interview.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The hills are a live with the sound of a murder most fowl.

 

[=y]

I might get a job. Probably.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've gotten call backs on all the jobs I applied to this month.
Also, I had a terrible time at my grandfather's 86th birthday.

 

[Fijiman]

I've always been here.