Blatant Lies

[Yuno Gasai]

I haven't been fighting a headache all day.

I am also never lonely.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm going to go eat someone's children.
I'm Mike Tyson you see.

 

[The Night Angel]

I believe in the tooth fairy, and think that alcohol is a terrible, terrible thing.

 

[MammothBlade]

EVE Online subscriptions aren't going for UNDER half-price right now. I didn't just take the plunge.

I also believe alcohol is evil.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've been drinking all my life.
I know how alcohol tastes.

 

[=y]

I drink a lot.

 

[Roxas1359]

You and I should go to a bar, order every single drink, and then combine them all into one mega-drink.

 

[MammothBlade]

That sounds like a bad suggestion. So I'm going to go and treat both of you to a few drinks at the finest drinking establishment I know. My house.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'll go and eat all of your food and trash your house.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'll trash your food and eat your house.

 

[Fijiman]

To hell with your alcohol, I'm doing drugs.

 

[Roxas1359]

Screw your drugs, I'll rob my own drugs from the Mexican Drug Cartel.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm on the sun right now. It's actually a lot cooler than you think.

 

[Roxas1359]

I knew that they were making Birth by Sleep Volume 2.
[sub][sub]Actually excited for that one since I loved BbS.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I'm going to visit everyones house tomorrow.

 

[The Night Angel]

I know what the above poster is talking about

 

[Fijiman]

I don't find it hilarious that three people managed to post within seconds of each other.

 

[The Night Angel]

I don't find anything hilarious

 

[Fijiman]

I am really just a clay figurine.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've rigged all of your houses to explode.