Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I use energy drinks all the time.

 

[Roxas1359]

My aunt isn't coming to stay with us today.
I'm not excited for it one bit.

 

[=y]

Who wants to join me in a Jacuzzi full of Hydrochloric acid?

 

[Roxas1359]

I sure love the smell of cigarettes.
I could just inhale that smoke all day.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'll join you in your jacuzzi hijinks!

 

[Fijiman]

I've been playing video games all day.

 

[Evil Smurf]

The Rime of the Anchent Mariner is not stuck in my head.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm so not going on a trip this week, it's not going to be fun.

 

[Link_to_Future]

I am not hitting 4000 posts tonight.

 

[=y]

I'm hitting 40k posts tonight.

>.>

<.<

Also I didn't finally get to see the Avengers. Terrible movie, they don't deserve my money. I probably will never see it again.

 

[=y]

It is a waste of your time.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get a new stole for graduation.

 

[MammothBlade]

I did not find a centipede in the bathroom this morning. It wasn't somewhat creepy.

 

[onewheeled]

The band I might be the bassist for is devoted exclusively to covering songs that William Hung has covered as well. With his vocal track being played over our instrumental, naturally.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm looking forward to taking this band-aid off the back of my leg. My legs are smooth as a baby's bottom.

 

[Roxas1359]

@overpuce: A stole isn't also known as a sash
I don't wanna graduate, I want to stay at high school all the time.

 

[Verzin]

I am not looking forward to my impending trip out of america.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm going to hijack your plane.

 

[=y]

I nuked your hometown.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm doing nothing tomorrow so I'm going to be posting a lot.