Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

I don't want an HD remake of the first Jet Moto.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've played Jet Motto a lot.

 

[MammothBlade]

I am a Claymore.

 

[Roxas1359]

You're a type of great sword?
Well, if we're being honest: I'm a government agent sent to spy on you all.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm not going to challenge you to a sword duel. Don't choose a weapon.

 

[Roxas1359]

I won't choose what my avatar has.
[sub]Cane swords are awesome.[/sub]

 

[MammothBlade]

I don't choose my fabled Mammoth Blade.

[sub]Give me everything you've got, bone bag![/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

First things first: I don't want to know about your avatar.
Now come at me!

 

[MammothBlade]

My avatar is not a half-Human half-Yoma hybrid - aka a claymore.

I'm not going to throw your skeletal body in the ocean when I defeat you. It's not like water weakens you or anything...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Work is still on today.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the best fighter of all time.

 

[Roxas1359]

I beat everyone in every fight.
I never lose.
[sub]Pacifist here.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I will beat you with a pointed stick.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I will dance the dance of kings.

 

[Fijiman]

I've never fought with my younger brothers before. It's not like it's an unavoidable fact of life or something.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wasn't gone.

 

[Roxas1359]

I shall see that girl, watch that scene, and start diggin' the dancing queen~

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw the girl. I know who she is.

 

[Roxas1359]

She's a very ugly girl.
I must drink until she's pretty. XD

 

[Dr.Susse]

An amime about Jazz.

Shit idea will not watch!