Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I can't buy anything since I've got no money.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Spoiler: The person who posted before me is a giant ******

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't just order Paper Mario Thousand Year Door.
I'd never buy such a terrible game.

 

[=y]

Mario games usually lack quality.

 

[Roxas1359]

Mario games suck in general.

 

[=y]

I'm not going to a friend's party.

 

[Malyc]

I didn't miss ten pages of blatant lies.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That's nothing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I go back and read what I've missed.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not getting a laptop.
It makes me so sad.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That sucks.

 

[Roxas1359]

Doing practice recordings suck.

 

[Fijiman]

I hate you all and I hope you live in a turkey.

 

[Malyc]

I don't think that if I lived in a turkey that the house would be eaten in a half hour...

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm allergic to turkey and chicken.

 

[Fijiman]

So am I, but that's the reason that I almost never go to the nearest KFC.(which wasn't built after the Hardees burned down)

 

[MammothBlade]

I didn't have a KFC yesterday.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't enjoy ordering stuff.
I didn't order some extension equipment.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've ordered things.

 

[Roxas1359]

My cat didn't do the same thing.
My bed is very large so it wasn't bad.