Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I have many other doctors to go to thanks to my insurance so I'll be leaving him soon.

 

[Fijiman]

I laugh at you misfortunes. I also didn't just get ice cream.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got no ice cream in my fridge.
It makes me sad.

 

[shrekfan246]

I shouldn't stop eating ice cream, and I most certainly would never eat an entire pint in one sitting.
[sub]Who the hell thought that half a cup would be a satisfying "serving" of ice cream?[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not eating my ice cream now. It isn't awesome.

 

[shrekfan246]

@Fijiman: Your refusal to eat your ice cream isn't making me want to eat my own ice cream.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate my new 3DS, the games are awful. Devil Survivor: Overclocked sucks...

I'd never want a 3DS.
I don't want Dream Drop Distance, Mario Kart 7, Luigi's Mansion 2, etc...
[sub]Ah the crimes of being poor.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

My brother doesn't have a 3DS. I didn't give it to him because I didn't really want it.
[sub]I'm perfectly content with my obsolete GBA, think you.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I still wouldn't want one because it doesn't have games I want.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the retired king of the mole people.

 

[Roxas1359]

I murdered the mole people after you left.
@Tizzy: I've not played every Kingdom Hearts games and don't have 3 imported Kingdom Hearts games.

 

[Fijiman]

You all smell like an unflushed toilet after two weeks.

you can't read this.

 

[Roxas1359]

Good sir, for that insult we must duel.
I suggest pistols, on dolphins, while wearing bikinis at dawn!
[sub]*sniff* Toast used to challenge me that way.[/sub]

 

[=y]

I am not close to posting my 40K thread. False alarm.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not excited in the least bit.
I bet it's not going to be any good at all!

 

[Fijiman]

Good sir, for that insult we must duel.
I suggest pistols, on dolphins, while wearing bikinis at dawn!

I shall not participate in such a pathetic duel. Instead we shall duel at noon using plastic swords while riding unicycles on a tightrope stretched across the Grand Canyon and wearing nothing but large neon rainbow clown wigs... that are on fire!

 

[Roxas1359]

Include card games while riding those unicycles and you've got yourself a duel to the death!

 

[Fijiman]

Card games!? Oh nonononono, we shall be playing chess, both normal and Chinese checkers, Connect 4, RISK, and Twister while we duel.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not excited in the least bit.
I bet it's not going to be any good at all!

This isn't the thread at all. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.382357-Redlin5s-40000-Special-The-Escapist-Roast-of-Marter]

 

[mParadox]

I didn't post in that thread either. >,>