Blatant Lies

[mParadox]

I don't know it!

[sub][sub]Crash Bandicoot. >.>[/sub][/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Red: Don't go to ebay and buy a ps1 and Crash bandicoot 1.
Nostalgia isn't taking over!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not writing a mock roast for someone.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Today will be productive.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Today I have been productive.

 

[Roxas1359]

I can hear in my right ear.
I'm not going to the doctor on Monday because I'm not concerned in the least bit.

 

[mParadox]

That's not concerning at the least. Chillax bro.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm sure it will get worse overtime and I'll be declared legally deaf in one ear.
Good thing I've so many episodes in bulk.
[sub]New Vegas has been distracting me.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I am made of pure awesome and LEGO.

 

[mParadox]

I'm made of mostly sand.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm a Jawa!

 

[Fijiman]

I beat Jawas with tuxedos.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm irrationality cruel to bus drivers.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm cruel to buses.

 

[Roxas1359]

My cat is being very good right now.
[sub]He's driving me insane![/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Give him a cheeseburger.

 

[Roxas1359]

He isn't trying to get my food.

 

[Fijiman]

You should hit him with your beating stick.

 

[Roxas1359]

My beating stick is currently broken.

 

[Fijiman]

Then you must beat your beating stick with your backup beating stick.