Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

That wouldn't do it. That doesn't remind me of a story.

Spoiler: This didn't happen

There was a time in our hardware class where we were working on our program directors computers. One of them was just a horrible heap of problems, which is what happens when you build a computer with parts that don't play nice together. The thing would freeze all the time and during our fixing our teacher told us we had to update the bios.

For those who have no idea the bios is what starts the computer and loads into your OS. If you lose your bios, well, Enjoy your new paperweight!

So when we were going to update the bios it tells you to not turn off the computer. Sadly it froze during the update causing the computer to lose it's bios. We pretty much bricked our program directors computer.

One of my friend's classmates did not have his windows phone bluescreen. I did not literally ROFL when I was told.

 

[staika]

That wouldn't do it. That doesn't remind me of a story.

Spoiler: This didn't happen

There was a time in our hardware class where we were working on our program directors computers. One of them was just a horrible heap of problems, which is what happens when you build a computer with parts that don't play nice together. The thing would freeze all the time and during our fixing our teacher told us we had to update the bios.

For those who have no idea the bios is what starts the computer and loads into your OS. If you lose your bios, well, Enjoy your new paperweight!

So when we were going to update the bios it tells you to not turn off the computer. Sadly it froze during the update causing the computer to lose it's bios. We pretty much bricked our program directors computer.

One of my friend's classmates did not have his windows phone bluescreen. I did not literally ROFL when I was told.

That bodes well for me as I do not own a windows phone. I knew they could bluescreen

 

[Dr.Susse]

All this quoting has to stop!

 

[Evil Smurf]

That wouldn't do it. That doesn't remind me of a story.

Spoiler: This didn't happen

There was a time in our hardware class where we were working on our program directors computers. One of them was just a horrible heap of problems, which is what happens when you build a computer with parts that don't play nice together. The thing would freeze all the time and during our fixing our teacher told us we had to update the bios.

For those who have no idea the bios is what starts the computer and loads into your OS. If you lose your bios, well, Enjoy your new paperweight!

So when we were going to update the bios it tells you to not turn off the computer. Sadly it froze during the update causing the computer to lose it's bios. We pretty much bricked our program directors computer.

One of my friend's classmates did not have his windows phone bluescreen. I did not literally ROFL when I was told.

That bodes well for me as I do not own a windows phone. I knew they could bluescreen

Don't tell us if it does that.

 

[staika]

All this quoting has to stop!

Quoted for quotings sake

Don't tell us if it does that.

You won't be the first to hear about it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

All this quoting has to stop!

All this quoting has to stop!

All this quoting has to stop!

All this quoting has to stop!

HAHAHAHA NOPE

You won't be the first to hear about it.

Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

 

[staika]

Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it

 

[Dr.Susse]

All this quoting has to stop!

All this quoting has to stop!

All this quoting has to stop!

All this quoting has to stop!

HAHAHAHA NOPE

You won't be the first to hear about it.

Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Yes oh god yes!

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Dr.Susse: I'm not sorry

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it

I used to enjoy twitter, so I did not get rid of it. Now I don't enjoy twitter.

 

[staika]

@Dr.Susse: I'm not sorry

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it

I used to enjoy twitter, so I did not get rid of it. Now I don't enjoy twitter.

I tweet a lot, mostly I don't follow people. I might have to slow the pace of tweets if I don't get followers >.>

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it

I'm sorry for all of my racist tweets and the ones that make sense.

 

[staika]

Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it

I'm sorry for all of my racist tweets and the ones that make sense.

I am offended that you would even contemplate writing such things. They are not funny at all and a mockery to my brain.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm super racist on twitter.

 

[staika]

I am super serious and by the book on twitter. It's quite boring

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not funny at all.

 

[staika]

I don't like to think I'm funny, only to have people laugh at me for thinking I'm funny. At least alcohol will leave me.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Alcohol is never the answer.

 

[staika]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

 

[Evil Smurf]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

 

[staika]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

I didn't used to work at a bar. I wasn't a cook, it was the greatest job ever.... Didn't get yelled at by a drunken guy over a broken chicken wing before.