Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

I didn't used to work at a bar. I wasn't a cook, it was the greatest job ever.... Didn't get yelled at by a drunken guy over a broken chicken wing before.

How dare you break the wings of chickens

 

[staika]

Holy shit it's not almost 4:30 am. I don't think I should sleep today. I will not see you guys later.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Holy shit it's not almost 4:30 am. I don't think I should sleep today. I will not see you guys later.

Don't sleep well, yucky prince.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Civ 5 is definitely more fun in multiplayer without mods.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I did not just randomly vomit.

 

[kailus13]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Someone called for a totally legal Doctor?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Someone called for a totally legal Doctor?

Doctor Who?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dr. Susse will cure me! Pass the vodka.

 

[staika]

When in doubt, vodka cures every ailment!

 

[kailus13]

I use alcohol to cure all my diseases.

 

[staika]

I use alcohol to cure my depression

 

[MetaKnight670]

Nobody ever uses alcohol for anything.

 

[staika]

I wish I could use alcohol to cure world hunger, I think it would work perfectly

 

[MetaKnight670]

Nothing works in theory.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Everything starts as a theory.

 

[staika]

I created the theory of life, it won me many awards

 

[staika]

There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

 

[Neuromancer]

There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.