Blatant Lies

[AwesomeExpress]

I am the brain washer. Send your brain in the mail and I will wash it and send it back to you, just like new!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to a movie later with the guy who posted above me. That's nonsense.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Don't enjoy yourself.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not going school shopping tomorrow.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Elysium was horribad. I can afford to watch it a second time. Also it is just terrible having friends who cover your ticket prices for you.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm considering drinking urine

 

[Teoes]

I don't want to see Elysium. I'm not planning to enjoy my 3 days off this week and might not play with Linux.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just face time for 3 hours with a friend from twitter.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want to see Elysium. I'm not planning to enjoy my 3 days off this week and might not play with Linux.

Linux is an awful piece of shit, don't even bother.

 

[UltraDeth]

I care about what Internet browser I am using

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't just order a cheap Wii U.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not getting up.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't have terrible stabbing pains in my ribs that aren't keeping me awake.

 

[Rooster893]

The Mortal Kombat theme song sucks.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know what I'm gonna have for dinner.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Brains?

 

[Headsprouter]

I can't wait until Thursday.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I have no interest in what is happening on Thursday.

 

[UltraDeth]

I would like to be sued one day

 

[Teoes]

I'm not planning to eat a load of junk food and snacks over the next few days.