Blatant Lies

[Hero of Lime]

I just got married today!

 

[Rooster893]

I did not see my girlfriend today. She hated her birthday gifts.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Our water line was not damaged this morning.

 

[UltraDeth]

This video is a work of art

 

[Dr.Susse]

Beer is a vegetable.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Beer is a vegetable.

So is lamb, also I'm not using a VPN to download Saints Row 4.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will be able to post for a week. I'm not in the process of moving. Same goes for gaming, going to game everyday from now on until I'm in Vancouver.

Talk to you guys in two hours.

 

[Evil Smurf]

An hour to go then.

 

[UltraDeth]

I would love to lick everyone's fingers

 

[Rooster893]

This didn't make me laugh

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[Dr.Susse]

I will be able to post for a week. I'm not in the process of moving. Same goes for gaming, going to game everyday from now on until I'm in Vancouver.

Talk to you guys in two hours.

You can finally stalk and kill the Loading Ready Run guys now!

 

[Fijiman]

My brother didn't download Dead Rising 2 from the Free Games with Gold thing. I'm not tempted to play it, but will.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not going to my girlfriend's birthday party on Friday, nor am I hanging out with my comrades on Saturday.

This weekend is shaping up to suck.

I'm not listening to some of my old favorite songs.

Pearl Jam's new album sounds like it could suck.

 

[UltraDeth]

My butt is stuck to the toilet seat

 

[Evil Smurf]

You are all faggots in the classical sense.

 

[UltraDeth]

I know that wasn't a joke

 

[Dr.Susse]

My best pick up line is to scream and then run away crying. Works every time.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm gonna be so happy if I'm up all night coughing again!

 

[Hero of Lime]

I didn't make delicious brownies today.

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't just finish up a bunch of yard work.

I didn't feel dirty and gross afterwards.