Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

A naked spanking.

 

[UltraDeth]

They all deserve to be shot

 

[KOMega]

Totally not thinking about how easy it is for other people to make me think of perverted things

Also I have turned a slight shade of blue.

 

[Fijiman]

I love having a cold. Having a stuffy nose is fun as well.

 

[Teoes]

I'm glad Fiji's trying to derail the derailment into spankings and picturing other Escapists naked.

 

[UltraDeth]

Let's all stop using this thread

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Please do, I'm tired of seeing you guys.

 

[Rooster893]

Weird Al makes things bad.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not start this.

 

[Headsprouter]

AAMFP was true to the original.

 

[UltraDeth]

Newcomers are not welcome here

 

[Teoes]

I asked for this. (I bet I'm the first person to do that in my thread! What is this, 2011?!)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you know that if you can lick your nose your tongue is a daemon spawn?

 

[UltraDeth]

There currently 147,000 Telephone boxes in London

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Going to bed early means I get up early too apparently.

 

[Headsprouter]

My sleep cycle is sensible and regular.

 

[Hman121]

Russia employs over 1300 bears in its armed forces, which is the second largest bear-only regiment in the world. The first is Luxembourg, with over 1700 bears.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A CRACK ON THE HEAD IS NO WHAT YOU GET FOR ASKING

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am unafraid...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm not listening to Miracle Of Sound. His songs always suck.