Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I didn't edit the OP.

...But I already edited it! >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't edit the OP.

...But I already edited it! >

I GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT!

*doesn't send you to the Ban Game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.240854-The-Ban-game?page=1515]*

 

[EilaliE]

It's April Fools' day!

 

[Barbas]

It's April Fools day!

This shall be a day of football and pies!

 

[EilaliE]

It's April Fools day!

This shall be a day of football and pies!

I'll bring the popcorn.

 

[Fijiman]

The moon landing is real, but was done by chimps.

 

[Malbourne]

It's April Fools day!

This shall be a day of football and pies!

I've already set up a bash in my apartment. You're free to come and sample all of my food while we take part in the festivities!

 

[FPLOON]

I don't have a clue as to what the movie rating to Sin City: A Dame To Kill For will be...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't have a clue as to what the movie rating to Sin City: A Dame To Kill For will be...

I'll be giving that film a miss.

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone! I have an announcement!

 

[FPLOON]

Everyone! I have an announcement!

My name is Everyone and I don't believe you!

 

[Malbourne]

It's a good thing that octopus I bought for dinner is dead or there'd be a huge mess on my counter...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm actually an octopus

 

[EilaliE]

Alpacas will one day rule the world.

 

[Barbas]

Alpacas will one day rule the world.

I think you mean abacuses. You must mean abacuses.

 

[Malbourne]

I'm actually an octopus

I can clearly see you are lying because you are in fact a squid.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm actually an octopus

I can clearly see you are lying because you are in fact a squid.

No, a squad of octopimps.

 

[Fijiman]

I am so senpi that I make other peoples senpis fangirl when I walk into a room.

 

[EilaliE]

I've been fishing for whales all day, but all I got was a hammerhead shark.

 

[FPLOON]

I walked in on you two having the sex...