Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

 

[Fijiman]

The Room is a cinema masterpiece and should be on everyone's watch list.

 

[Malbourne]

I did not HIT her. I DID not. OhhaiMark.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Look out I'm a space cadet.

 

[The Squid King]

My profile picture is a squid

 

[kailus13]

Bees do not terrify me.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Bees give the worst hugs.

 

[Fijiman]

The tab I have the Escapist on isn't being stupid and reloading for no reason while I'm trying to watch videos. It also didn't take me like three hours to post this because I didn't fall asleep for a while.

 

[Barbas]

Wasps have a right to exist, in my opinion.

 

[FPLOON]

The tab I have the Escapist on isn't being stupid and reloading for no reason while I'm trying to watch videos. It also didn't take me like three hours to post this because I didn't fall asleep for a while.

And to think I don't complain that I have only ONE tab open for five days now...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I do not have a constant library of tabs open because short attention sp-SQUIRREL!

 

[Barbas]

Borderlands 2 has begun to lose its charm.

 

[SirDerpy]

I'm finished with my homework at any point in time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I have become the Kwisatz Haderach.

 

[Evil Smurf]

is that a sex thing?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[Fijiman]

Borderlands 2 has begun to lose its charm.

I don't wish I had people to play it with more often.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I really hate music these days.

 

[Barbas]

Borderlands 2 has begun to lose its charm.

I don't wish I had people to play it with more often.

I play it on a ecksbacks!

I really hate music these days.

It's all just screaming orgasms and hammers on electric keyboards.

 

[sky14kemea]

I am definitely not thinking about how much bubblegum I could eat in one day. I almost certainly don't have enough bubblegum to accomplish that test.