Blatant Lies

[dalek sec]

It's bacon time!

 

[Rabbitboy]

I swear it officer, I don't know how the knife ended up in her chest!

 

[Barbas]

The shovel just went off in my hand.

 

[FPLOON]

That sword had a mind of its own...

 

[Barbas]

I was the fourth Gungan in the Tormenian embassy orgy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Animal crossing makes me happy

 

[Barbas]

Always thirsty, all the time.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I'm not having trouble falling asleep. (Being on the internet probably helps.)

 

[Barbas]

I'm not having trouble falling asleep. (Being on the internet probably helps.)

Looking at stop-motion horror .gifs usually helps me.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I'm not having trouble falling asleep. (Being on the internet probably helps.)

Looking at stop-motion horror .gifs usually helps me.

That's a great idea! Thank you very much.

 

[Brownie80]

I'm not having trouble falling asleep. (Being on the internet probably helps.)

Looking at stop-motion horror .gifs usually helps me.

That's a great idea! Thank you very much.

You totally don't need an ability to detect sarcasm.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am fantastic with financial planning. <.<

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I'm not having trouble falling asleep. (Being on the internet probably helps.)

Looking at stop-motion horror .gifs usually helps me.

That's a great idea! Thank you very much.

You totally don't need an ability to detect sarcasm.

I understand where I failed. I wasn't aware that he was lying...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm a little sober

 

[Barbas]

I'm a little mouse.

 

[dalek sec]

I haven't seen any of "Better Call Saul" at all.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Half-life 3 will meet everyone's expectations.

 

[FPLOON]

I haven't seen any of "Better Call Saul" at all.

Better Call Saul is like the Breaking Bad of The Walking Dead... It only had one good episode so far and, even then, it wasn't that good to keep me watching week after week...

 

[dalek sec]

I haven't seen any of "Better Call Saul" at all.

Better Call Saul is like the Breaking Bad of The Walking Dead... It only had one good episode so far and, even then, it wasn't that good to keep me watching week after week...

I'm not eating a sandwich right now.

(Ok I'm kinda confused, do you like "Better Call Saul" or not?)

 

[FPLOON]

I haven't seen any of "Better Call Saul" at all.

Better Call Saul is like the Breaking Bad of The Walking Dead... It only had one good episode so far and, even then, it wasn't that good to keep me watching week after week...

I'm not eating a sandwich right now.

(Ok I'm kinda confused, do you like "Better Call Saul" or not?)

I hate Better Call Saul with a passion!

(I LOVE Better Call Saul...)