Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I can't stop unseeing you naked!

That's because you hate what you saw.

I disagree with that statement!

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not struggling with my crappy connection tonight.

(Damn you Comcast)

 

[FPLOON]

(Damn you Comcast)

I will love and tolerate the shit out of Comcast til the day I'm dead on the outside!

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not goofing off in FFX now thanks to the airship.

 

[FPLOON]

I've been drinking since breakfast...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: John has stumped me

 

[Headsprouter]

Fun-size is a scientifically approved term.

 

[FPLOON]

Fun-size is a scientifically approved term.

So is Unfun-size, which is my favorite size of all time...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not reheating pizza in an oven.

 

[FPLOON]

San Andreas was a terrible video game...

 

[Barbas]

Thread loads just fine for me; I'm using Steamworks.

 

[FPLOON]

My computer's as fast as a forum post...

 

[dalek sec]

I don't have a pounding headache once again.

 

[FPLOON]

I have been making summer puns all day...

 

[dalek sec]

I totally know how much work you need to do to gear up against the Dark Aeons.

(thank god I have the same strategy guide for it)

 

[Headsprouter]

All bunnies are sensible. You'll never see one refuse to take cover from rain.

Drying them afterwards leaves no opportunity for cuteness, sadly.

 

[FPLOON]

Call my therapist and tell him that our dinner date has been moved to next Thursday...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not looking for phantom cat poo

 

[FPLOON]

I am a kid and a squid...

 

[Fijiman]

I am Zangief.