Blatant Lies

FPLOON · Jul 10, 2015

I put the slime in the coconut... *wink*

Neonbob · Jul 10, 2015

I never want to see Chris Pratt act in anything ever again.

FPLOON · Jul 10, 2015

I copied the past into the trash...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jul 10, 2015

I'm loving all this rain we've been getting lately!

FPLOON · Jul 11, 2015

I'm a killer at the art of cooking food with a knife...

Fijiman · Jul 11, 2015

I am... DR BEES!

Headsprouter · Jul 11, 2015

Sober post.

FPLOON · Jul 12, 2015

I was at the private Muse concert...

Headsprouter · Jul 13, 2015

I didn't come here just to say "IWATA HOLY SHIT, NO".

dalek sec · Jul 13, 2015

Not crushed at all by Mr. Iwata's passing.... ;_;

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 13, 2015

I have no plans to get rid of the twitter account I created.

FPLOON · Jul 14, 2015

I'm not going to miss you, banana...

Barbas · Jul 14, 2015

Receiving free unrelated boob and ass retweets gets old real fast.

FPLOON · Jul 14, 2015

Tea is disgusting...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 14, 2015

I'm not a ball of awkward and failure socially right now. <.<

Barbas · Jul 14, 2015

Redlin5 said:
I'm not a ball of awkward and failure socially right now. <.<

I've never shat myself in a museum.

FPLOON · Jul 15, 2015

I forgot what this thread is all about...

dalek sec · Jul 15, 2015

Not posting here anymore!

FPLOON · Jul 15, 2015

I'm not a clever pony...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 17, 2015

I have no mosquito bites that itch. I have no mosquito bites that itch.

*can stop scratching anytime he wants*