Blatant Lies

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Money can't buy you happiness.

 

[Godhead]

I'm glad Hearthstone doesn't have trading.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm married to your stepchild!

 

[Blinktv]

This joke has gone on long enough.

 

[Albino Boo]

Goats aren't sexy

 

[Dalek Caan]

Hamsters in a ball aren't cute.

 

[Albino Boo]

I don't look at Dalek porn.

 

[Barbas]

I've been looking for teddy bears in the woods again.

 

[Albino Boo]

I had a big surprise in the woods

 

[Dalek Caan]

I didn't burn the woods down.

 

[Barbas]

I didn't burn the woods down.

That's a bad Dalek. Very bad Dalek!

 

[Albino Boo]

A Dalek burnt my picnic

 

[Dalek Caan]

A hamster didn't provide financial support during tough time.

 

[Albino Boo]

Hamsters are not dead beat dads

 

[Barbas]

A hamster beat me up once and took mah spacechip.

 

[Albino Boo]

Hamsters did not take part in the Glasgow Ice Cream wars.

 

[Barbas]

Ohhhhh my GOD, this tastes like a breaded donkey dick. Wake up, it's shit!

 

[Albino Boo]

I really enjoyed my day at work

 

[Barbas]

I really enjoyed watching you work today. That bit where you spread mushy peas all over your face and pretended to be the mutant from Robocop was inspired.

 

[Albino Boo]

I am the inspiration for the mutant in Robocop