Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I copped a feel off of a robot once. Sooooo underrated.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm Spartacus

 

[FPLOON]

I'm stalling for time... because the assassin hasn't hit the target yet...

 

[Dalek Caan]

I am not currently bleeding out.

 

[FPLOON]

There's a hammer in the cake...

 

[Headsprouter]

I rarely think about what I'd call a particular animal if I had it as a pet.

(I'd totally call a pet duck "Dolan".)

 

[FPLOON]

The volume is low and the speakers are making sound...

 

[Albino Boo]

There is delicious cake

 

[Barbas]

I made coffee for everyone, not just for me.

 

[Albino Boo]

I shot JR

 

[Barbas]

JK knows what he means.

 

[Albino Boo]

I am J K Rowling's baby daddy.

 

[Barbas]

I bowled for England once.

 

[Albino Boo]

I batted for Australia

 

[Barbas]

I smacked a wall with a hammer for several hours once.

 

[Albino Boo]

I built Hadrian's Wall

 

[Barbas]

I demolished most of it on a bender.

 

[Albino Boo]

I designed the wheel

 

[Barbas]

The clock says this is 1964.

 

[Albino Boo]

I appear if you same my name 3 times in front of a mirror