Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I can only be material for eight hours a day.

 

[Albino Boo]

I only eat gold flakes

 

[Barbas]

I can't see my feet.

 

[Albino Boo]

I steal feet

 

[Barbas]

I mail bees to the elderly.

 

[Dalek Caan]

This thread doesn't need a large helping of bees.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I fought the law and won.

 

[Albino Boo]

I know what you did last summer

 

[Barbas]

I know why winter was delayed.

 

[Albino Boo]

Piers Morgan is a good journalist

 

[Barbas]

I hear his wife likes him too.

 

[Albino Boo]

Rich men always marry ugly women

 

[Albino Boo]

In 1862 I saved 63 people from the sea

 

[FPLOON]

I shot the sun... with my fist gun...

 

[Albino Boo]

I wrestle black holes for fun

 

[FPLOON]

I'm touching your stuff!

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm in your spot

 

[Albino Boo]

I once had a 6 month affair with Richard M Nixon

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am the president of the United States.

 

[Albino Boo]

I served 7 terms as Albanian finance minister