Blatant Lies

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I don't love bacon

 

[FPLOON]

I'm gonna wreak it... like a condom...

 

[Albino Boo]

I regret nothing

 

[dalek sec]

Not taking a bit of a break from the Escapist.

 

[FPLOON]

My wife was in a Marvel movie...

 

[Barbas]

My life is a medical marvel.

 

[FPLOON]

My knife is in your back...

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm not stalking you

 

[Barbas]

I am putting the lid back on the jar, Hu-...HUGH!

 

[FPLOON]

You take the lime out of the coconut because the coconut can't handle the lime!

 

[Barbas]

I've got some spare lime in my corpse cupboard.

 

[Albino Boo]

You are not a serial killer

 

[Barbas]

I splurged on the last person to say that.

 

[Albino Boo]

I don't splurge on your avatar

 

[Barbas]

I splurge most frequently at mass.

 

[FPLOON]

I splurge to win!

 

[Barbas]

My hob is enormous.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm waffle!

 

[FPLOON]

You're a sausage!

 

[Albino Boo]

I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key