Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I was on the street the other day.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm Spartacus

 

[Barbas]

This bloke walked up to me and tried to force me to accept a banana.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm breaking up with Yu!

 

[Albino Boo]

I have cake

 

[Barbas]

I ate it all.

 

[Albino Boo]

I ate all the pies

 

[Barbas]

Gronk is coming.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm Pac-Man!

 

[Barbas]

My mind's a blank, man.

 

[FPLOON]

I could have been the next Transporter...

 

[Albino Boo]

I could have been a contender

 

[Barbas]

I could have been a dachshund.

 

[Albino Boo]

I am the dog emperor of Croydon

 

[FPLOON]

Bob is the useful character in the children sitcom...

 

[Barbas]

I have a hedgehog farm in a box under my bed.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I a not at all thoroughly annoyed with my crappy internet that keeps cutting out constantly.

 

[Barbas]

I a not at all thoroughly annoyed with my crappy internet that keeps cutting out constantly.

You know what I like to do? Take a straw, lean over your internet router and slurp up all the megabytes.

I....eat...your...megabytes!

 

[Albino Boo]

Pressing the reset button fixes everything

 

[Barbas]

Pressing the fix button resets nothing.