Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I guess you can say I'm the Mourning Joe...

 

[Fijiman]

I've been in this thread recently. I also don't wish my computer would work properly.

 

[FPLOON]

I left my phone number in another pants pocket...

 

[Barbas]

I can see the whole thread.

 

[FPLOON]

Beat the boss by flossing their teeth...

 

[Barbas]

I know this one. It's blue.

 

[Barbas]

You can't be, because I shot you in a cinema.

 

[FPLOON]

That cinema's portrayal of Hamlet vs The Vampires wasn't interesting in the slightest before the shooting...

 

[Barbas]

I don't play games any more.

 

[Albino Boo]

The person above isn't a lair

 

[Barbas]

The person below eats their own paper when they're bored - I seen 'em!

 

[FPLOON]

Senpai noticed me again...

 

[Albino Boo]

Pulling nasal hair is fun

 

[Barbas]

Pulling nasal hair is fun

Putting it back in is funner.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I will never post in this thread ever again.

 

[FPLOON]

No one saw this comment...

 

[Barbas]

I got the need to spleed.

 

[FPLOON]

I guess you can't say the twist was in the pudding cup...

 

[Barbas]

Heh, yeah, I know.

 

[FPLOON]

I broke up the Simpsons!