Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

You must pay for this sin with your custard!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm invisible...

 

[Barbas]

But I can see you.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not tired at all.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm the Sandman...

 

[Barbas]

I'm the Sandman...

I eat your Force-A-Nature.

 

[FPLOON]

The cow goes "Quack!"...

 

[Barbas]

The rooster goes HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNG.

 

[FPLOON]

The dog goes <url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQ5jZANSe8>JOHN CENA!

 

[Barbas]

My toilet goes choo choo clang.

 

[FPLOON]

The Knick goes wub wub WUB!

 

[Barbas]

The pantaloons go honk.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not posting from the dentist office. My upper lip isn't numb and doesn't feel weird.

 

[FPLOON]

^Linkin Park song title...

 

[dalek sec]

It's never bacon time.....

 

[Xeros]

My greatest moment of pride today isn't fixing my stapler.

 

[Barbas]

I fixed stationary once.

 

[FPLOON]

This is my 10000 post...

 

[Barbas]

This is my 10000 post...

No congratulations are in order.

 

[FPLOON]

This is my 10000 post...

No congratulations are in order.

I like your sarcasm, Jeb...