Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I think we should take Charlie at dawn from the east.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The following statement will be true.

 

[Barbas]

I gotta take a swig of this delectable plutonium juice.

 

[Headsprouter]

"EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY" is code for "I NEED SPACE GUYS".

 

[FPLOON]

Kids hate orgies of just evidence...

 

[EilaliE]

My brain is melting out of my ears.

 

[Barbas]

I've got a lovely little cottage in Apocrypha.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't feel like Neonbob.

 

[Barbas]

We are not bored.

 

[FPLOON]

My brain is melting out of my ears.

I blame literal political ants...

 

[Barbas]

I desperately need to put money into the hands of psychopaths.

 

[FPLOON]

I got a bone to pick with Bones...

 

[Barbas]

I'd like to join the navy.

 

[FPLOON]

I won an AR-15!

 

[Barbas]

I lost every game of tanks I played last night. Horribly!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I did not post this.

 

[FPLOON]

Abe was a vampire!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The president is a mummy.

 

[FPLOON]

Nothing happened after the Brexit...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I didn't sleep last night.