Blatant Lies

Barbas · Nov 26, 2016

I don't think we'll see nuclear war in our time.

dalek sec · Nov 28, 2016

I haven't returned yet again!

Headsprouter · Nov 29, 2016

dalek sec said:
I haven't returned yet again!

Go away.

Barbas · Nov 29, 2016

Headsprouter said:
Go away.

I claim his lobes.

Headsprouter · Nov 30, 2016

Barbas said:
I claim his lobes.

Children in Africa could have eaten those lobes.

Barbas · Nov 30, 2016

Headsprouter said:
Children in Africa could have eaten those lobes.

I ate them too. They were moreish.

Living_Brain · Nov 30, 2016

The store I work at didn't sell boxes of twinkies for 10 cents.

I am now severely unprepared for the post-apocalyptic currency system

Headsprouter · Dec 1, 2016

See those kids? *points*

They want me to play.

Barbas · Dec 2, 2016

This won't all end in tears, and it won't be worth it.

Fijiman · Dec 4, 2016

I am Potato Man, seeker of worlds.

Drake the Dragonheart · Dec 4, 2016

I never left.

Barbas · Dec 4, 2016

I was born in light...moulded by it.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Dec 4, 2016

I love my life.

Barbas · Dec 5, 2016

I hate my wife.

Living_Brain · Dec 6, 2016

Suicide is always an option

Barbas · Dec 6, 2016

I can hear the seductive call of Cheddar.

Living_Brain · Dec 7, 2016

Cheesus Christ is scheduled to arrive at 3:20 PM, December 21st

Wintermute_v1legacy · Dec 7, 2016

My dad works for capcom

Barbas · Dec 8, 2016

My brother works for Steam so enjoy being banned losers haha.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Dec 8, 2016

I am made of jello.