Bloodmouths and other strange insults

[WaysideMaze]

Doing well in TF 2 for once and being called a "Hacker" It's just hilariously pathetic.

Years ago I got banned from BF2142 for using mods in my game. I fucking wasn't I was just really good. I wouldn't even have had a clue how to mod the damn game. Fucking hackers ruining things for everyone...

I feel like bloodmouth would make an appropriate death metal band name. Maybe add another word in. Bloodmouth Thundersmasher or something equally cheesy.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

All of those would make great metal band names. Now, opening for Lamb of God; It's BLOODWHORE \m/

So yeah, awesome.

 

[Azaradel]

Y'know... thinking about it, I think one of the most ridiculous insults I know has got to be "glasögonorm" (similar to four-eyes; a derogatory term for people who wear glasses; from glasögon = glasses and orm = snake), because "glasögonorm" is also the Swedish name for the Indian (or spectacled) Cobra. Oh wow... I've had glasses since I was seven and it's taken me sixteen years to realize what an absolutely nonsensical insult that is.

"Hey you! Yeah, you! You have glasses. This is you because you have glasses!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Cobra_hood.jpg

Kids are so fucking stupid holy shit.

 

[The_Waspman]

Y'know... thinking about it, I think one of the most ridiculous insults I know has got to be "glasögonorm" (similar to four-eyes; a derogatory term for people who wear glasses; from glasögon = glasses and orm = snake), because "glasögonorm" is also the Swedish name for the Indian (or spectacled) Cobra. Oh wow... I've had glasses since I was seven and it's taken me sixteen years to realize what an absolutely nonsensical insult that is.

"Hey you! Yeah, you! You have glasses. This is you because you have glasses!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Cobra_hood.jpg

Kids are so fucking stupid holy shit.

Yeah, I was involved in a gig a few years back at a local music festival, and at the end of the night when we were striking the equipment, a group of local chavs were hanging around, and one of them called me four-eyes.

I'll admit, I was actually somewhat insulted. Purely because out of all the insults that have been hurled at me throughout the years (oh how joyful school was when everyone kept calling me a homo), this was by far the least original or even insulting. I'd have been less insulted in he'd called me a ****.

 

[Generalissimo]

Here's a good one for those pesky vegans: weed-eaters. Yeah, I said it. Anyway, their rubbish attempt at insults is laughable.

 

[Jamash]

"Carnist Bloodmouth" sounds like an awesome name for my next Mount & Blade character.

He shall roam the land buying and stealing cattle from villages, amassing a herd of cows so large that even Sea Raiders will flee on hearing the thunderous hoof beats.

Then when the herd is large enough, he shall drive them to the outskirts of a city and slaughter every single one, flooding the markets with cheap beef and leaving the excess to rot under the Calradian sun.

I'm not sure if being a roaming Beef Baron is economically viable, so he will also specialise in attacking mounted parties and slaughtering their horses with lance and axe, just to live up to his name.

 

[putowtin]

I once saw a drunk being thrown off the bus. His final word in the matter was to lunge back on and yell "Ya fuckin trumpet".

I still have no idea why that would be insulting.

I don't know but it's a great insult, right up there with my favourite,
"You can't read!"

 

[KillKill]

"Chlorophyll Mouth Scum" does not have the same ring to it so I would just call them idiots.

Leafgob and Grasstooth are the best I can come up with. Also Barktongue.

Bark-tongue sounds like a word for someone bad at kissing and the other two sound like Pokemon moves to me. I cant think of anything more insulting than just calling them vegans.

What about mulch muncher? That's the best I've got.

OT: Bloodmouth, as mentioned above, is metal as fuck. And bloodwhore? That's just ridiculous, 'cos whores get paid an' stuff...

 

[RJ 17]

One of my favorite odd-ball insults came from Sealab 2021:
"Fig-nuts".

 

[Tropicaz]

If i got insulted by a vegan i think i'd just chuckle.

 

[Gitty101]

Bloudmouth eh? That is actually pretty awesome! I'll embrace it, along with my fellow Bloodmouths! Blood for the blood God and all that...

 

[Cabo Setek]

Hmm. Strangest I've ever been called is a "Try-hard" when I do well at multiplayer games. When and why did this become an insult? Are we suddenly supposed to not try our best at anything?

 

[Durgiun]

"Chlorophyll Mouth Scum" does not have the same ring to it so I would just call them idiots.

Leafgob and Grasstooth are the best I can come up with. Also Barktongue.

Bark-tongue sounds like a word for someone bad at kissing and the other two sound like Pokemon moves to me. I cant think of anything more insulting than just calling them vegans.

OK, how about mini-Onision?

I dont get it. I assume it is a reference to something I have never seen.

Onision is a YouTuber who used to do really whacked out militant vegan videos back in '08 and '09. These days he's shifted to giving relationship advice, but he's still a scumfucker.

 

[SlamDunc]

"Chlorophyll Mouth Scum" does not have the same ring to it so I would just call them idiots.

Leafgob and Grasstooth are the best I can come up with. Also Barktongue.

Bark-tongue sounds like a word for someone bad at kissing and the other two sound like Pokemon moves to me. I cant think of anything more insulting than just calling them vegans.

OK, how about mini-Onision?

I dont get it. I assume it is a reference to something I have never seen.

Onision is a YouTuber who used to do really whacked out militant vegan videos back in '08 and '09. These days he's shifted to giving relationship advice, but he's still a scumfucker.

Thank you for the clarification.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Call someone a "Doll" in my home province of Nova Scotia and you get smacked. Pretty much means empty headed.

 

[D-Class 198482]

"Skinfags", a derogatory term used by furries to adress non-furries. Weird as all hell, and a better retaliation to the other side than Bloodmouth (which I will now nickname the Lifestealer from Dota 2) and somewhat funny :U

 

[White Lightning]

I don't know if anyone has googled the term "bloodmouth" recently, but it is apparently a new term militant vegans (not all vegans, mind, just the more angry ones) use to call meat eaters. This term is used along with "bloodwhore" and "carnist". My reaction to this is, well, pretty much the opposite of what I think they intended. By that I mean I think its pretty much the most metal name I can possibly be called, so i'm embracing the term. I love it. I am bloodmouth! Hear me roar!

Don't be a bloodouth, some Locust fucker is going to ride you:

That's a Bloodmount.

Some exta words so this post isn't too small.

 

[cojo965]

I wouldn't mind being called a "bloodmouth" if I actually liked my steak rare. As it stands, though, I don't so I don't feel it applies to me. I'd happily welcome something more descriptive, like "fleshmouth" or "meatmouth". Damn, I'm getting hungry now.

Even if you did eat steak rare, that isn't blood, it's myoglobin [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoglobin], so the term 'bloodmouth' isn't applicable unless you actually rip the flesh from an animal with your own teeth.

OT: Tribalism, 'us and them' mentality. Nothing to worry about though, us carnivores are too busy being awesome.

When you fall into the same team as the mighty T-Rex you wouldn't need a support group either.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

The best name I can think of for people adopting what was supposed to be a derogatory term, (as I think I too will do with Bloodmouth, which sounds like an awesome name for a band of vikings) is Yankee Doodle Syndrome, in reference to the American Revolution.

Spoiler: (I'm almost certain this is how it went, feel free to correct)

When it was too foggy for the armies to see each other the British soldiers would start singing Yankee Doodle to insult the Continental Army troops. The CA troops took a liking to this tune and, apparently, started singing it themselves.

(Anyone have a better name, bychance?)

OT: I'm pretty sure 'kraut' is/was an offensive term for germans, though it sounds like a kind of food to me. I once saw a cutout from a forum apparently popular with Anonymous members in which one of the nameless referred to someone with a screen name as 'namefag'. Really weirded me out that being identifiable could be perceived as wrong by anyone. [sub]Who isn't in the Bloodmouth Ninja Clan...[/sub]

 

[Brad Calkins]

I have a few strange ones, though I can't really remember where they came from
1/ "you're a turkey", back then it may have been common, but now it just sounds weird.
2/"Ugly as a salad", I just don't know.
3/ "Ice-cream-stealing, cama-drug-bumming, well-armed-penguin-fisting, psychotic-robot-crab-building, super-hobo" A mad lib I just made up, inspired by my book that I intend to write, maybe, no, "So a giraffe snorted you off a space station: the complete lunatic's guide to insane situations: in 2D."