Boobs save lives!

[Evil Smurf]

today while I was looking for porn looking at my facebook news feed I saw a story about giant boobs a woman who's only emotional security saved her life. This made me wonder, what else can the human body do?

Remember guys, I don't want this thread locked, play nice

 

[Evil Smurf]

Here's a thought. Maybe the boobs were blocking her view.

quite possible

Amazing things the human body can do? Well, apparently unusally super strength is possible when the situation calls for it.

and people used to do Mt Everest without oxygen tanks, this means that our lungs are amazing

 

[FalloutJack]

Huge tracts of land!

People can consciously overcome things like pain to a large degree when powering through something that needs to get done, so that makes the mind and willpower fucking amazing.

 

[bobmus]

Thread of the Month. Just saying.

But holy shit she's going through some extremes for that body, guess it's good that it might have saved her life.

 

[Delsana]

Huge tracts of land!

People can consciously overcome things like pain to a large degree when powering through something that needs to get done, so that makes the mind and willpower fucking amazing.

Overcoming things like pain is a sure-trek way to damage your body unfailingly.

The worst damage is inner and hidden.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

That is the worst article I have ever read. I felt like I read it three times with the amount of repeated quotes and sentences. Lucky her, I guess, maybe there are some benefits to having plastic surgery after all. Comes at a cost though, she looks like a tramp.

 

[Alssadar]

Adrenaline is a pretty amazing feature that humanity has developed that can give them sudden energy, even if physically exhausted.
Humans also have opposable thumbs. Think of the greatness we have been able to gently rub grasp and wield with these great developments, like hold weapons, tools, and other objects, like our bodies--you know, itching and using soap.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

What the actual fuck is going on in that gif?

I dunno. It was just a random gif I found, without description or context.

Perhaps its a joke about that myth of breast implants exploding on airplanes because of the air pressure.

 

[GTwander]

What the actual fuck is going on in that gif?

I dunno. It was just a random gif I found, without description or context.

Perhaps its a joke about that myth of breast implants exploding on airplanes because of the air pressure.

It's from the show "1,000 ways to die" about said myth.
I dunno how true it can be, especially after that one ep of Nip/Tuck where columbian hookers were sneaking heroin across in their implants. If they didn't die from the explosion on the plane, their pimps would hunt them down for not delivering.

 

[DoPo]

I cannot unsee it now - her breasts...they are KKK. She has racist boobs, people, Imagine a gathering of the Klan - all white robes and hoods and then, amidst all that, a pair of breasts. In robes and hoods, of course.

 

[TheGauntman]

The way that article was written hurt my head - so much scattering and repetition of information. It probably could have been summed up in a couple of paragraphs.

Also I cringed a little at the 'infected implants' bit. Ugh.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[FalloutJack]

Huge tracts of land!

People can consciously overcome things like pain to a large degree when powering through something that needs to get done, so that makes the mind and willpower fucking amazing.

Overcoming things like pain is a sure-trek way to damage your body unfailingly.

The worst damage is inner and hidden.

Many cases, the body can be put back together. However, if you're doing something in which the consequences outweigh the risks by far, then this becomes totally worth it, and that's what's fucking aazing.

 

[J Tyran]

Huge tracts of land!

People can consciously overcome things like pain to a large degree when powering through something that needs to get done, so that makes the mind and willpower fucking amazing.

Overcoming things like pain is a sure-trek way to damage your body unfailingly.

The worst damage is inner and hidden.

Sometimes not overcoming the pain is worse, like that guy that had to cut off his own arm when he was trapped by a rock. If he had stayed there he would have died, his only option was a superhuman feat of willpower and pain endurance.

 

[mParadox]

No no, not boobs. Plastic surgery!

Making humans inhuman. One implant at a time. :3

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

today while I was looking for porn looking at my facebook news feed I saw a story about giant boobs a woman who's only emotional security saved her life. This made me wonder, what else can the human body do?

Remember guys, I don't want this thread locked, play nice

Well that is good to hear I guess. Though I'm sure she'll regret it later in life when her back is sore and she is all hunched over. :/

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I don't find those... things on her chest very attractive personally...

I know you were all wondering. Her life was saved so she could live the rest of it with horrible back pain! A fair trade off I suppose.

 

[RatRace123]

Well, from experience I know that we humans can turn debilitating pain into incredible relief thanks to those old' endorphins.

That feeling is super awesome. Huge shame we can't just turn it on at will.

 

[Ljs1121]

I can honestly say that without the presence of breasts as an infant I might have starved to death.

They save lives, people.

 

[AngloDoom]

today while I was looking for porn looking at my facebook news feed I saw a story about giant boobs a woman who's only emotional security saved her life. This made me wonder, what else can the human body do?

Remember guys, I don't want this thread locked, play nice

Actually, I had an ex-girlfriend who had a lesser version of the same experience. She was trying to learn to skateboard, went a bit too fast downhill, then fell forward face-first toward the concrete when her boobs flew up in her face and airbagged her to a pair of bruised and slightly grazed boobs, but an unsmushed face.

Then again, her boobs were also used for evil purposes, like coming out of the shower and 'dropping' them on my head when I wasn't looking and accidentally pulling my neck. It was the weirdest way I've been injured, and I wasn't entirely sure what to say to my manager at work when I was walking around with my head at a weird angle.


EDIT-

funny thing about huge boobs in my experience if you ever actually do get your hands on them...eh let me rephrase that...if you ever seriously go out with a girl with huge boobs the novelty soon wears off and the practical hassles they cause like:

middle of the night *SHREEEEECK* "YOU'RE LYING ON MY BOOB!!!!"
"no we can't do it that way because of my boobs..."
"no i can't do that because of my boobs."
plus the pain and discomfort they cause someone you hopefully care about.

all adds up and kinda puts you off them.

my 1st serious GF had (natural) 48DDs. i went out with her from 13 to 26.
in my own estimation i've been pretty much "immune to boobs" ever since.

Also, this. Pretty much all of this. There were some things that were improved upon in the bedroom on account of that girlfriend having giant boobs (and they were pretty awesome), but for the most part it was pretty inconvenient for her and me. FF breasts were just...unreasonable.