Boom! you wake up in your favourite game, what do you do?
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Well, currently my favorite game is Just Cause 2(it's what I've been playing the most recently). So, I'd get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. Seriously. Being stuck on an island in the middle of a massive political/military/other revolution in which a slingshot-shooting, machine gun-firing, parachute-wearing freelancing mercenary secret agent is set on helping 3 rival gangs destroy as much shit as humanly possible as a symbolic middle finger of sorts to the government? As in, everything owned by the government going up in a billowing mushroom cloud of smoke, which is a lot of crap.
No way, man. I want to live past the first day of waking up in the game. I seriously lost track of the number of civilians killed in the crossfire of my supposed mission to free the country by making anything and everything explode in a fiery ball of flaming metal.
Get me out of here! I don't want to get blown up, or run over, or shot by a stray bullet ricocheting off a bicycle!
No way, man. I want to live past the first day of waking up in the game. I seriously lost track of the number of civilians killed in the crossfire of my supposed mission to free the country by making anything and everything explode in a fiery ball of flaming metal.
Get me out of here! I don't want to get blown up, or run over, or shot by a stray bullet ricocheting off a bicycle!
Yea saying "woohooooooo!" in normandy and getting mowed down by machine gun fire.Awake- said:
1. Waking up in Ivalice would be neat. I'd go start myself a clan while training as a fighter and a parivir.
2.waking up in cyrodil would also be cool i'd go join the dark brotherhood.
3. Waking up in rapture i would be torn between thinking how cool it is and pissing myself.
4.waking up in johto would be cool as long as i don't encounter a talking meowth with two annoying members of team rocket.
This is a odd situation for me because that would put me in the middle of Midgar, but after much thought and careful consideration I believe I would arrive at the following conclusion. Go off and breed chocobos, screw the world I've brightly colored ostriches to race.
I'd try to max my social links, and torture myself for all eternity, trying to stop a monster made from humankind's desire to die. Kudos if you can guess the game.
Or I would run around, slashing thugs with a lightsaber, suplexing as many as I can. Then I would fight Charles Bronson, or whoever Dr. Peace was based on.
Or I would run around, slashing thugs with a lightsaber, suplexing as many as I can. Then I would fight Charles Bronson, or whoever Dr. Peace was based on.
That would really suck, because then I'd die for no real reason then to move the plot forward 2 years. I suppose I'd play as a mostly paragon Shepard and try to fuck as many characters as possible. Then I'd punch a reporter in the face.
I'd be in Calradia (the Mount&Blade country), and do basically the same as I do when playing the game. Go kill small parties of wimpy dudes until I can get enough cash to upgrade weapons and then move on to bigger prey. Doing what I can to not piss off any of the factions.
Abe's Oddyssee, Exodus, or Munch's Oddyssee. I never played the first two, but Munch's Oddyssee still stands in my top 3.Wedlock49 said:
I'd probably cry about how I'm about to get interrogated by a purple dragon, his talking tiger friend, and the tiger's rabbit girlfriend, or cry about getting turned into a LE Glukkon food.
Anyone who gets the first one gets free cake. Or pie. Whichever they prefer.
Also, do I get the free oral now?
............ask Alucard nicely if I can borrow the Crissaegrim/Valmanway and start tearing through Dracula's castle like a hot knife through butter.
I'd pray! Before getting chopped in half by either a Space Marine or practically anything else in the Universe!captainfluoxetine said:
"HERETIC!"
"Ooomies!"
"Greater Good!"
"CHAOS!"
"NOM NOM NOM NOM"
Yup, you'd be fucked. So would I. But my favourite game is Bad Company so I'd be alright.
Then again, I am enjoying Castle Crashers and Mario Kart. And Doom.
Hmm...
Crashers:I'd be fine!
Mario: Kart:WHEEE!!!!
Doom:-SCREAM!-
Yup, I died or got blown up in every game I played so... I'm Doomed. Pun Intended.
Before being mowed down by a gangster or machine gun fire? I'd jump right back into the Plane or the Higgins Boat!Awake- said:
Currently it's Dante's Inferno, so.. Well, damn. I'm in Hell!
If it were say.. Final Fantasy XIII? Excuse me, there is a female protagonist I need to woo.
If it were say.. Final Fantasy XIII? Excuse me, there is a female protagonist I need to woo.
Hey, don't be a wimp, all you need is enough men to put down a peasant revolt but few enough that you can run like hell if someone comes to stop you. Money is like 90% of that game, so just keep at it until you're in plate armor swinging around one of those war cleavers or whatever the huge 2h swords were and you pretty much already won.demoman_chaos said:
