Boom! you wake up in your favourite game, what do you do?

Zethis

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Brush my teeth, grab my oversized generic JRPG butter knife and go out there killing monsters to get rich.
 

Cornish

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Wonder why all the buildings have such a strange gloom effect and why they are all painted white... then proceed to pick up a gun and shoot the person that will betray me and gets my in-game mentor killed, I mean I know it'll happen; so might as well prevent it. Then I'd sob and sigh as one of my favorite game characters is replaced by me, that really blows.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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I'd probably get a bit panicked over finding myself in a misty ghost town by the name of Silent Hill.


Alternatively, the first words out of my mouth would be:

"By the Emperor! Who do I have to kill to get myself a bolt pistol and a chainsword? THERE IS ONLY WAR!" :)
 

escapistrules

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Call of duty modern warfare 2

Me: ugh... where am i?
Soldier: stand up private!
Me: wait what? when did i join the army
Soldier: quick, use the stinger to take out that helicopter!
Me: use the what to what?
(get shot in arm)
Me: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT HURTS!!!
Soldier: private, stop wasting time and take out that helicopter
(grenade icon appears)
Me: What the-
(BOOM!)
(i die)
(5 seconds later)
Me: ugh... wait, how am i still alive?
Soldier: stand up private!
Me: huh? didnt this just happen?
Soldier: quick, use the stinger to take out that helicopter!
Me: Wait, didnt i get shot right about now last ti-
(get shot in arm)
Me: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT STILL HURTS!!!
Soldier: private, stop wasting time and take out that helicopter
(grenade icon appears)
Me: Not Again!
(BOOM)
(i die again)
(5 seconds later)
Me: uhg... why me?! :(
 

RadicalPaine

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yes.

only exception would prolly be the medic-captain... cuz she looks wierd.

ah hell id do it.

Kurokasumi said:
Uuuh... wait even the 11th squad vice captain..? I never remember her damn name.
 

Kroker

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eastinfecter said:
Kroker said:
Alternatively, I'd end up in Cyrodiil, where I would join up with a group of ragtag adventurers. We'd explore and discover ancient Ayleid treasures, somehow always managing to cheat death with a bunch of comedic happenings on the way! Or, you know, become a merchant. Or a farmer. Or a priest. Mmm cabbage.
Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!
Beat it, kid. I don't need a fan.
Or alternatively, follow your esteemed Grand Champion!
Or, you know, wait here. Yes, right here.
 

John Stalvern

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Scream as I am now a grotesque hodgepodge of bits from Anthony Carmine, Ryu Hayabusa, Commander Shepard, Mario, Samus and various other game characters.
Bonus terror if I inherit all their useless parts (Shoulders of the varia suit, a COG's poor body constitution, Kaidan Alenko etc).
 

Darzen

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well...i'd have to make what i woke up as first,then evolve,create a society,and then go into space.can you guess my favorite game from this?
 

hippykiller

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Not give a rats ass about saving the world from Mehrunes Dagon, do some quests, save up my money, buy a house in Skingrad, and live happily ever after.

If you haven't figured out what game im talking about. Its Oblivion.
 

Flying Dagger

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Wow at how many people are claiming Oblivion/fallout 3 as their favourite games.

I'd wake up in Harlstedom and go smash the heads of everyone with a poor voice actor.
Then live out the rest of my existence exploring the awesome world.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?