Call of duty modern warfare 2
Me: ugh... where am i?
Soldier: stand up private!
Me: wait what? when did i join the army
Soldier: quick, use the stinger to take out that helicopter!
Me: use the what to what?
(get shot in arm)
Me: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT HURTS!!!
Soldier: private, stop wasting time and take out that helicopter
(grenade icon appears)
Me: What the-
(BOOM!)
(i die)
(5 seconds later)
Me: ugh... wait, how am i still alive?
Soldier: stand up private!
Me: huh? didnt this just happen?
Soldier: quick, use the stinger to take out that helicopter!
Me: Wait, didnt i get shot right about now last ti-
(get shot in arm)
Me: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT STILL HURTS!!!
Soldier: private, stop wasting time and take out that helicopter
(grenade icon appears)
Me: Not Again!
(BOOM)
(i die again)
(5 seconds later)
Me: uhg... why me?!