Boy Sees Boobs in Comic, Tells Mom, Mom Tells News

[kotorfan04]

I am actually counting this as a pretty big win, the parents didn't blame the comic book industry, everyone was upset about a mix up and realized that an adult comic was accidently mixed in with a kids comic. Gives me hope about the future of video games.

 

[Flight]

Well, let's not blame the comic book world here. Blame the stupid retailers, they're the ones who didn't see that it was adult comics.

Agreed. Not all comics are for children. The fact that the mother (who should have taken an at least cursory look at the comics beforehand) got all worked up over this when it was partially her fault for not paying attention is also pretty funny.

 

[Jaeke]

Who the hell reads comics anymore?

 

[tsb247]

You have to understand Ogden Utah is right next to Salt Lake City which is the heart of Mormon country. To them that shit is offensive.

I was going to mention that, but I would find myself digressing into a rant that would end up... well... Probably having something to do with my favorite episode of South Park.

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!

 

[saejox]

i like the narration.

Boy sees boobs,
tells mum,
mum tells news,
news make news,
cops investigate,
all hell brokes loose,
4 horsemen comes,
apocalypse begins,
god creates a new world where magic dwells
and naive 16 year old has a destiny to save the world from an evil Tyrant.

 

[likalaruku]

I see boobs & blood in every issue of every comic I own; Batman, X-men, Return to Wonderland, etc.


I guess no one bothered telling any of these people that since the 80s, comic books have been a teen/adult media not suitable for younger audiences.

Really, what's the worst thing comic books can do outside of making you bicurious or having unreasonable ideas of what sexy looks like?

 

[Dott]

That reminds me of that one time where some tosser was offended by porn-sprays in TF2.

Well fuck, it's understandable. I don't want my children to see naked women while they blast the other team to bloody confetti either!

 

[Dott]

Who the hell reads comics anymore?

I do.
I'll never tire of Beetle Bailey.

 

[Lucifron]

Save our children from the evil mammary glands!

Sometimes, (well, a whole lot of times really) the U.S. makes me physically ill.

 

[Jaebird]

Well, this kid failed the Man Test.

 

[Baneat]

I know lots of people think comics are only for children, but a lot of adults read serious ones too..

 

[Big-T]

WAY TO GO KID.

ruined it for all the other kids who's balls dropped already.

 

[Cru31ty]

That kid is a fool.

I concur wholeheartedly, sir. Upon being erroneously given a comic containing BOOBS, what right-minded 10 year old boy then goes and hands it in to his parents? Someone's either raising their kid wrong or very, very right.

"And remember Little Timmy, what do you do if you find a magazine with boobies in it?"

"Sigh..... Give it to Daddy..."

"Good boy."

 

[Ben Legend]

So?

No.... really... so? Its only boobs. Jeeze get over it lady.

 

[jthm]

The funny thing is, he's just before puberty. As he hits puberty the memory of that comic will become a forbidden desire to him and he'll probably end up with a hentai fetish.

 

[DEATHROAD]

Im not being racist here, but all these types of stories appear to come from utah.. Im not amaerican so i dont know that much about utah, is it a coincidence or something more?

 

[akwardwhistle]

The real question is why were they at a dollar store buying comic books? Go to a real comic book store!

 

[almostgold]

The real person to blame here is the unmentioned father, for not properly teaching his son what it means to jerk it when he hit double digits.