Branston Pickle!

[chuckman1]

I've never had branston pickle in my life.
I don't like pickles would I like it?

 

[FamoFunk]

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Marmite has been made into fine, edible, works of art. Branston art, is there such a thing? OF COURSE NOT. Branston lacks the elegance needed for such an accomplishment.

I know this guy, we use to hang out every weekend until he had his claim to fames. Just throwing that out there.


I have no idea what the fuck I just read; but I love it. Thread of the year!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!

Your avatar suits that post surprisingly well. It's like you're just sitting there writing this post, and then get distracted thinking about Branston Pickle.

 

[dex-dex]

The statement who says men can't cook.
I am taking the assumption that you have never been in a professional kitchen before.
it is a complete cucumber fest in there usually.

They may look like men, they may sound like men, they may even claim to be men.

But think about.

Have you checked to see if they have penises?

well at a previous job I know at least one of them did.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'm aware of the differences, and I accept that my sense of humour isn't for everyone.

[sub]Until I come into power...[/sub]

absolutely priceless, along with the entire thread

OT: never tried Branston myself, haven't had the opportunity, as my family don't eat it and I've never known someone who did eat it well enough to steal their sandwich (or a bite thereof) while their back was turned.

 

[Hookman]

I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!

Your avatar suits that post surprisingly well. It's like you're just sitting there writing this post, and then get distracted thinking about Branston Pickle.

That is actually what happened. I was originally going to strike a pose and then I thought about Brans-
Dammit!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I've never had branston pickle in my life.
I don't like pickles would I like it?

You may very well do... As we have alluded to we don't really know what fruit or veg is in it, and using the below definition, I am not sure what you mean by 'a pickle'. A cucumber i'd imagine...?

pick·le (pkl)
n.
1. An edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar.
2. A solution of brine or vinegar, often spiced, for preserving and flavoring food.
3. A chemical solution, such as an acid, that is used as a bath to remove scale and oxides from the surface of metals before plating or finishing.
4. Informal A disagreeable or troublesome situation; a plight. See Synonyms at predicament.
5. Baseball A rundown.
tr.v. pick·led, pick·ling, pick·les
1. To preserve or flavor (food) in a solution of brine or vinegar.
2. To treat (metal) in a chemical bath.


In the UK we like to pickle things... Commonly found are pickled eggs and pickled onions, but we have many more...

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Branston pickle, Cheese (Cheddar of course, what do you take me for?)

JARLSBERG!

Spread the Viking word: Jarlsberg to the world!

Hmmm... As a Brit, and therefore a possible decendant of vikings myself... I may give it a go... The wikipedia description sounds legit enough, just one negative word in it... 'mild'...

Really!? Please tell me there is a mature version too?

Also, 1up for it having holes...

 

[Eggsnham]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.

I know this is probably thread necro; but Jesus Christ, man!

That sounds fucking amazing!

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]
been there, done that. It was like my tongue was having an orgasm and that orgasm was brought on by 10000000000000000000 (female) models

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Didn't this British fueled food flamewar thread die out two months ago? <.<

[sub][sub]Moo! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What, did I just read? O.O

You know what you read.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

hahaha! FINALLY!

i have spend my whole life to find a way to REVAN YOU!

[sub]you thought i would easily forget what you did to me?[/sub]
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.369951-Bangers-Mash?page=4#14338921

TO MEEAAAHWRBSGSGDHW! *RAGE* NEVAARR!

prepare to be destroyed by your own hands!

You search your feelings.

bhahahahahahaha

[sub][sub]i just clicked a random link on your inu bru thread with your previous posts and was so bored that i created a sub plot where you are my arch enemy.
do not take it serious. its a really boring day and i think darth revan is better than darth vader.why am i writing this and why are YOU reading this. you could easily stop, you know.
anyway, boredom can sometimes make you crazy. yeah. arkward.
[/sub][/sub]

You can't retroactively 'zing' me.

It doesn't work that way!

Hang your head in shame.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I despise pickles.


But Branston Pickle in a cheese sandwhich is so damn good.