They may look like men, they may sound like men, they may even claim to be men.dex-dex said:The statement who says men can't cook.
I am taking the assumption that you have never been in a professional kitchen before.
it is a complete cucumber fest in there usually.
It would be like normal history.Abandon4093 said:2004, you could almost say.
*puts on shades*
We were in a bit of a pickle.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But seriously, you should probably be recording history or something.
Thank you sirKarhukonna said:This is probably the best thread I've seen in a while. Goddamn pickles... T_T
That's quite a problem you have there.Hookman said:I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!
Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:Daystar Clarion said:things and stuff
Is that a good thing?HardkorSB said:Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:Daystar Clarion said:things and stuff
You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".
ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
Watch both movies to find outDaystar Clarion said:Is that a good thing?HardkorSB said:Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:Daystar Clarion said:things and stuff
You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".
ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.
I'm aware of the differences, and I accept that my sense of humour isn't for everyone.HardkorSB said:Watch both movies to find outDaystar Clarion said:Is that a good thing?HardkorSB said:Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:Daystar Clarion said:things and stuff
You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".
ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.![]()
Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.Berenzen said:I bring you
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Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
We have found a common enemy.Colour-Scientist said:Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.Berenzen said:I bring you
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Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
Indeed.Daystar Clarion said:We have found a common enemy.Colour-Scientist said:Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.Berenzen said:I bring you
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Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.
I imagine it would have different types of bacon, like smoked or maple.Colour-Scientist said:Indeed.Daystar Clarion said:We have found a common enemy.Colour-Scientist said:Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.Berenzen said:I bring you
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Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.
Also, note the term 'regular' on the jar. If that's regular Baconaise then what on earth is irregular Baconaise?
cyber95 said:Zombie_Fish said:The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:Master_of_Oldskool said:Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.
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[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]
I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]
It used to exist... It was Milky Way chocolate, and it was essentially those 2 products. The white part was marshmallow, and it was striped in the jar!
[spoiler][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/MilkyWaySpread.JPG
The stripes used to be wider than that, but it definately used to be that marshmallow fluff stuff!!
*shudders*Daystar Clarion said:I imagine it would have different types of bacon, like smoked or maple.
You like it well enough to comment it seems.ActionDan said:Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.
Not true, I simply like the discussion this thread provides. It's satirical in all the right ways.Daystar Clarion said:You like it well enough to comment it seems.ActionDan said:Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.
[sub]My plan is working...[/sub]