Branston Pickle!

[Daystar Clarion]

Marmite is British ingenuity at it's best. In an effort not to waste anything, after brewing proper beer, Marmite is what's left in the tank.

There's a reason why that stuff isn't in the beer...

 

[MetalMagpie]

Branston pickle is the god of all sandwich additions. Especially to cheese sandwiches.

 

[Alcamonic]

Drat! Once again you have made a thread containing marvelous wonders from the British kingdom, making me once again feeling left out, and hungry, curse you Daystar!

*angrily consumes Swedish meatballs*

Going by the pictures, Marmite looks disgusting =P

 

[I-Protest-I]

Read this thread while eating 4 beef/ham/cheese/branston pickle sandwiches.

Carry on sir.

 

[dex-dex]

The statement who says men can't cook.
I am taking the assumption that you have never been in a professional kitchen before.
it is a complete cucumber fest in there usually.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The statement who says men can't cook.
I am taking the assumption that you have never been in a professional kitchen before.
it is a complete cucumber fest in there usually.

They may look like men, they may sound like men, they may even claim to be men.

But think about.

Have you checked to see if they have penises?

 

[Karhukonna]

This is probably the best thread I've seen in a while. Goddamn pickles... T_T

 

[Daystar Clarion]

2004, you could almost say.

*puts on shades*

We were in a bit of a pickle.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

But seriously, you should probably be recording history or something.

It would be like normal history.

But with Blackjack.

And hookers.

This is probably the best thread I've seen in a while. Goddamn pickles... T_T

Thank you sir

 

[Hookman]

I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!

 

[Qitz]

Branston Pickle?

Sorry, my American face has never had one in it.

I do like Pickles though. Send me some would ya?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!

That's quite a problem you have there.

I'd prescribe a cheese sandwich, stat! With plenty of Branston!

 

[HardkorSB]

things and stuff

Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

And as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

things and stuff

Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...

Is that a good thing?

I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.

 

[HardkorSB]

things and stuff

Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...

Is that a good thing?

I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.

Watch both movies to find out

 

[Daystar Clarion]

things and stuff

Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...

Is that a good thing?

I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.

Watch both movies to find out

I'm aware of the differences, and I accept that my sense of humour isn't for everyone.

[sub]Until I come into power...[/sub]

 

[Colour Scientist]

I bring you

Spoiler: A godly gift

Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.

Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I bring you

Spoiler: A godly gift

Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.

Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.

We have found a common enemy.

We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I bring you

Spoiler: A godly gift

Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.

Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.

We have found a common enemy.

We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.

Indeed.

Also, note the term 'regular' on the jar. If that's regular Baconaise then what on earth is irregular Baconaise?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I bring you

Spoiler: A godly gift

Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.

Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.

We have found a common enemy.

We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.

Indeed.

Also, note the term 'regular' on the jar. If that's regular Baconaise then what on earth is irregular Baconaise?

I imagine it would have different types of bacon, like smoked or maple.