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dex-dex

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The statement who says men can't cook.
I am taking the assumption that you have never been in a professional kitchen before.
it is a complete cucumber fest in there usually.
 
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dex-dex said:
The statement who says men can't cook.
I am taking the assumption that you have never been in a professional kitchen before.
it is a complete cucumber fest in there usually.
They may look like men, they may sound like men, they may even claim to be men.

But think about.

Have you checked to see if they have penises?
 
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Abandon4093 said:
2004, you could almost say.

*puts on shades*

We were in a bit of a pickle.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

But seriously, you should probably be recording history or something.
It would be like normal history.

But with Blackjack.

And hookers.

Karhukonna said:
This is probably the best thread I've seen in a while. Goddamn pickles... T_T
Thank you sir :D
 

Hookman

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I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!
 

Qitz

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Branston Pickle?

Sorry, my American face has never had one in it.

I do like Pickles though. Send me some would ya?
 
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Hookman said:
I was gonna reply 10 minutes ago but then I imagined I was eating Branston Pickle and I-
Sorry, drifted off again, must have been thinking about that Branst-
Fuck it, I'm going to stop fighting and just accept the Branston goodness! To the kitchen!!!
That's quite a problem you have there.

I'd prescribe a cheese sandwich, stat! With plenty of Branston!
 

HardkorSB

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Daystar Clarion said:
things and stuff
Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

And as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
 
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HardkorSB said:
Daystar Clarion said:
things and stuff
Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
Is that a good thing?

I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.
 

HardkorSB

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Daystar Clarion said:
HardkorSB said:
Daystar Clarion said:
things and stuff
Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
Is that a good thing?

I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.
Watch both movies to find out :)
 
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HardkorSB said:
Daystar Clarion said:
HardkorSB said:
Daystar Clarion said:
things and stuff
Allow me to comment on your attempt at humor with the following statement:

You make "Meet the Spartans" look like "Naked Gun".

ans as for that thing in the jar that you like so much - meh...
Is that a good thing?

I'm going to assume it is. My feelings can't take another beating.
Watch both movies to find out :)
I'm aware of the differences, and I accept that my sense of humour isn't for everyone.

[sub]Until I come into power...[/sub]
 

Colour Scientist

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Berenzen said:
I bring you


Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.
 
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Colour-Scientist said:
Berenzen said:
I bring you


Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.
We have found a common enemy.

We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.
 

Colour Scientist

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Daystar Clarion said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Berenzen said:
I bring you


Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.
We have found a common enemy.

We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.
Indeed.

Also, note the term 'regular' on the jar. If that's regular Baconaise then what on earth is irregular Baconaise?
 
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Colour-Scientist said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Berenzen said:
I bring you


Nothing tops it, not even your measly British spreads.
Ugh, that looks like vomit in a jar, and this is coming from someone who loves Marmite. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like and all I can think of is chewy vomit.
We have found a common enemy.

We must put aside our differences and join forces to eradicate this mockery of bacon.
Indeed.

Also, note the term 'regular' on the jar. If that's regular Baconaise then what on earth is irregular Baconaise?
I imagine it would have different types of bacon, like smoked or maple.
 

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cyber95 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
Master_of_Oldskool said:
Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:



[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

It used to exist... It was Milky Way chocolate, and it was essentially those 2 products. The white part was marshmallow, and it was striped in the jar!
[spoiler][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/MilkyWaySpread.JPG

The stripes used to be wider than that, but it definately used to be that marshmallow fluff stuff!!
 

Colour Scientist

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Daystar Clarion said:
I imagine it would have different types of bacon, like smoked or maple.
*shudders*

[sub]Why would they do that?[/sub]

That actually hurts my feelings.
 

ActionDan

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Daystar Clarion said:
ActionDan said:
Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.
You like it well enough to comment it seems.

[sub]My plan is working...[/sub]
Not true, I simply like the discussion this thread provides. It's satirical in all the right ways.