Bridalplasty... WTF!
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Hmm, I can't figure out if this is a genius idea or a very very horrible one.Paksenarrion said:
Either way I kinda want to see it happen.
She just got a penis, she's probably overwhelmed by the massive change in libido. >.>Mackheath said:
This reminds me of this story I wrote for this guy in high school that I had a crush on even after I found out he was gay. It was mostly a crude, stick-figure drawing of me with a penis.Zachary Amaranth said:
...oh, and a heart. Can't forget the heart.
I pointed to me and my imaginary penis, and asked him in horrid Japanese, "Yaranaika?"
He was Russian.
That, and stitched boobs reminded me of the Corpse Bride. So, all sorts of things going on there. I'd say that makes me pretty normal.Zachary Amaranth said:
D'oh!Yoshemo said:
but I can totally pass for a manly man!
...No I can't.
I had a friend who did something similar, albeit less crude. And no, "friend" isn't a euphamism in this case.Paksenarrion said:
I had to think twice about googling Yaranaika. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
It's the face that goes with the phrase that starts to haunt most people. Kinda like those old SNL sketches of Mango.Zachary Amaranth said:
Oh, Mango... XD
*sigh*
Idiots. Please stop thinking guys find boob implants attractive. God...damnit. In fact, if that were MY wife, I'd drop her on the spot.
You might as well take a 12 hour long sun bath to make your skin look orange, get 12 different types of plastic surgery, weigh 90 pounds and bleach your hair just so you can look like the most utterly repulsive and stereotypical being on earth.
/endrant.
Idiots. Please stop thinking guys find boob implants attractive. God...damnit. In fact, if that were MY wife, I'd drop her on the spot.
You might as well take a 12 hour long sun bath to make your skin look orange, get 12 different types of plastic surgery, weigh 90 pounds and bleach your hair just so you can look like the most utterly repulsive and stereotypical being on earth.
/endrant.
RatRace123 said:
It's no worse than any other game show when you get down to it. I guess it comes down to what you think of cosmetic surgery, and I have no problem with it. When you get down to it I have no problem with the hypothetical "gene sculpting" some people are concerned about (allowing people to look however they want, or decide the features of their children when they are first born).
But then again, it seems like a big part of the arguement against is cosmetic surgeons feeling they aren't being taken seriously (going by that link), along with more ranting about thinking people want to look good or improve their appearance out of some wierd obsession with "the beautiful people" which I think people get wrong on a lot of levels here.
To put it into perspective, once in a while during lunch I used to watch "World's Strongest Man" competitions while I was on lunch break at work quite a bit since it always seemed to be on during my schedule. For those who have never seen it, this is where a bunch of power lifters come out and do crazy things like tow tractor trailers, lob concrete blocks, and other feats of massive strength and endurance to see which one of them is strongest.... it can be quite the spectacle.
That show was ultimatly about as low brow as you could get, and got the male-version of the complaints about. Mainly that this kind of thing encouraged people to pursue unhealthy and unrealistic athletic expectations. Like guys who don't have arms bigger around than their neck are going to turn to steroids, etc... You hear the same criticisms from time to time about professional athletes being this heavily glorified destroying the male youth of the nation as well due to causing unrealstic aspirations, etc... That version of thing tends to not get air time doubtlessly to the advertising dollars fed to the media by the big pro sports consortiums (you don't bite the hand that feeds you, when your fighting to get the national pro-football broadcasting rights, you don't start badmouthing pro football players as bad role models in a general sense, or give air time to those that do).
For a game show to generally work there have to be prizes that the people want involved, and either a massive spectacle, or people watching prizes won that they would also want for the "envy factor". Being original also helps, and really I think that's how they came up with the whole "cosmetic surgery" idea.
Such are my thoughts... in short, banal but harmless. I doubt I would ever watch the show because while I can sort of get into the idea of watching musclemen do crazy things and go "OMG, did he actually DO THAT?", watching brides do... whatver the show has them do, probably isn't going to be nearly as entertaining.
...Paksenarrion said:
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...I'm sorry, my mind just wandered.
Great. now I've got to do more googling.Paksenarrion said:
Please remember that what you want and what the general consuming public will want don't necessarily jive. A lot of guys loooove ginormous boobs and probably couldn't care less that they're fake.skywalkerlion said:
Raises hand.Zachary Amaranth said:
My wife has a pair of fake 32G's. They look great and you can do... um... interesting things with them.
Idiocy knows no bounds. Whoever even thinks about doing this should be slapped and whoever thinks of marrying the bride should be punched.
Of course by slap and punch I mean to be light-hearted.
Being more serious, people who feel the need to be prettier and will compete in a game on T.V. to do so must be desperate. Now think, what words describe such a person? What does that woman lack that everyone should have?
Whoever answers this correctly, I will show you an awesome video and cheesecake.
Of course by slap and punch I mean to be light-hearted.
Being more serious, people who feel the need to be prettier and will compete in a game on T.V. to do so must be desperate. Now think, what words describe such a person? What does that woman lack that everyone should have?
Whoever answers this correctly, I will show you an awesome video and cheesecake.
Let's all play the 'Judge a guy for his opinion game!" If he doesn't want his wife to be artificial, why are you judging him? His opinion is as right as yours.Zeithri said:
Yeah, its been shown that a course of sessions with a psychiatrist can often make people realise that plastic surgery isn't going to 'fix' anything, however, I guess it's somehow cooler to go under the knife, and you've got something physical to show for your money, instead of just feeling better about yourself. (duh)
To be all emotional for a moment, if I was to say I had a 'type' I'd say, sure I like big breasts, but, in my relationships, I've never been with a girl with more than a B cup, however, I don't remember once during those relationships thinking 'you know, she'd be much better if only she'd get her tits enlarged'. When you love someone, you love them, you're not just hanging around til you see a better offer than their nose, or arse, or breasts, or chin.
This show reminds me of 'The Swan' (Charlie Brooker's show about the Swan, I'd not advertise the actual show):
(note I've had to guess at the link, says it's blocked here, *because channel 4 has chosen to block it in your country* despite it being a bloody UK show!)
So the US block UK viewers, and the UK companies react by ..blocking UK viewers. /rantover
Without wishing harm on anyone of course, what happens if the surgeon fucks up, how is TV going to work around the fact that they disfigured someone for profits?
To be all emotional for a moment, if I was to say I had a 'type' I'd say, sure I like big breasts, but, in my relationships, I've never been with a girl with more than a B cup, however, I don't remember once during those relationships thinking 'you know, she'd be much better if only she'd get her tits enlarged'. When you love someone, you love them, you're not just hanging around til you see a better offer than their nose, or arse, or breasts, or chin.
This show reminds me of 'The Swan' (Charlie Brooker's show about the Swan, I'd not advertise the actual show):
(note I've had to guess at the link, says it's blocked here, *because channel 4 has chosen to block it in your country* despite it being a bloody UK show!)
So the US block UK viewers, and the UK companies react by ..blocking UK viewers. /rantover
Without wishing harm on anyone of course, what happens if the surgeon fucks up, how is TV going to work around the fact that they disfigured someone for profits?
And my brain doesn't even process how that looks.Jake Martinez said:
I mean, my libido certainly comprehends the "interesting" things. But when I try and picture the...*ahem* "scale," my brain goes right out.
Dude, I don't want to make love to a doll. I am sorry, but this is my opinion. Also, I guess I shouldn't say I'd drop my "wife" on the spot, because technically during the course of the competition they wouldn't be "married", right?Zeithri said:
EDIT: I should also note that dating a girl that would spend horrendous amounts of money on plastic surgery, a frail attempt to restore confidence, is a girl I wouldn't enter a relationship with anyway.
Also, I wasn't aware some guys actually found implants attractive..that's new to me. I guess that makes me sound ignorant, but I really fail to see how one would find silicone in one's breasts attractive.
Only a matter of time until a certain idea from Ghastly's Ghastly webcomic comes true, then...
--from the December 14th, 2003 update... I'm not linking it, too many "pornographic" (hand-drawn) images on the site--
"Perhaps next you can have a reality game show where women who were molested as children compete against one another to win a chance to have their hymen surgically restored."
"Hey! I can see it now... we could call it 'Fixing What Uncle Touchy Broke'. By Jimminy, Jesus, you're a genius!"
--from the December 14th, 2003 update... I'm not linking it, too many "pornographic" (hand-drawn) images on the site--
"Perhaps next you can have a reality game show where women who were molested as children compete against one another to win a chance to have their hymen surgically restored."
"Hey! I can see it now... we could call it 'Fixing What Uncle Touchy Broke'. By Jimminy, Jesus, you're a genius!"