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badgersprite

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That's really all that comes to my mind right now. I don't even. Do you even? Because I really don't.

Society is a crazy place.
 

v3n0mat3

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SimuLord said:
Any woman who would compete to win plastic surgery would never be a bride of mine. Or any decent, self-respecting guy, really.

I've heard at least a half dozen girls say "I'd get a tattoo/nose job/boob job/etc., but it doesn't really attract the kind of guys I'd want to be with."
Seldom present in these shows, I'm afraid. That's why they agree to it in the first place. They aspire to make an ass out of themselves and hope that they get their "I <3 New York" or whatever bullshit spin-off.
 

MikailCaboose

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archvile93 said:
Wow that's just embarressing. Do these people really have such low self esteem or are so desperate for attention that they're willing to humiliate themselves on tellivision just to get a temporary ego boost that will do nothing to solve their underlying problems?
Simple answer: yes.
This is why I don't watch "reality" TV shows. They're just pathetic attempts to provide a means for cash while attracting a bunch of low-lifes who fall to the same temptation as kids with the Claw machines in arcades. They let one guy win to get in 20 others. And unfortunately this will probably succeed too.
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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Television certainly does seem to be circling the preverbial toilet bowl doesent it? Not long ago, I caught an episode of something called "dance your ass off". A hybrid of So You Think You Can Dance and The Biggest Loser, in which the land-whale contestants must dance to impress the judges and lose weight.

Theres anothing thing. Judges. Who the fuck are judges? What makes these hair-gelled hat-tipping hipster douchebags so fucking knowledgeable about what genuine talent is? The shows they judge encapsulate everything that sucks about modern media, but I guess their paycheck is big enough to make them forget any shred of moral virtue they have left by that point.

Fuck television in the ear.
 

Skorpyo

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I heard a radio ad for this tripe during the morning rush hour.

All I could think was "This is so deep, it has altitude. What is this world coming to." etc.
 

Smagmuck_

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Paksenarrion said:
Mackheath said:
Paksenarrion said:
If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.
...I was wondering why I was suddenly bleeding milk. >_>

...

...

*licks*
...and this is why we desperately need an Erotic Literature sub-Forum.

<..>
This may very well be the SMARTEST idea I have ever heard.
I will back on you this my Queen/King...

>.>
<.<
 

Kriptonite

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[sigh] Well, I really am at a loss. Every since I was a wee little chap I wondered why people would allow their court cases to be broadcast on television or why the hell anyone would want to be on Jerry Springer or Murray(is that his name? I forget). Someone then explained something to me, people are desperate for attention. Simple. Sad yes, but it's the truth. Makes you proud to be a human, eh?
 

The Salty Vulcan

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Paksenarrion said:
It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"
I wanna watch THAT show!!
 

Brutal Peanut

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I don't really know what you expect from reality t.v.

Like that show with women who never felt pretty with themselves, and then they gave them a free make-over, complete with full plastic surgery. "Turning 'ugly ducklings' into a tanned fake set of hard breasts."

So the lesson was basically: "Get plastic surgery and you'll feel awesome with yourself. And everyone will think you are pretty. Tee-hee."

Usually people who do that to themselves , have a far deeper issue that should probably be handled with some counseling; and it can quickly turn into an addiction, just like most other things. Then they end up like this:



Yeah,.......take a look at all of that ......goodness.
 

Paksenarrion

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Smagmuck_ said:
Paksenarrion said:
Mackheath said:
Paksenarrion said:
If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.
...I was wondering why I was suddenly bleeding milk. >_>

...

...

*licks*
...and this is why we desperately need an Erotic Literature sub-Forum.

<..>
This may very well be the SMARTEST idea I have ever heard.
I will back on you this my Queen/King...

>.>
<.<
The first story shall be:

The Queen with the Longsword, and the King with the *huge* Tracts of Land.

A long time ago, there was a Queen with a Longsword. She would invade everyone within her sight, plundering time and again, never satisfied with doing it just once, or twice, but multiple times, going in and out of each and every one of her neighbors.

It wasn't until she encountered the King with the Huge Tracts of Land that she was stopped. She tried to plunder his virgin kingdom through the secret back entrance, but the King wisely caught her Navy between his huge Tracts of Land. The Queen's anger was spent, and her seamen spilled out of her ships, landing all over the King's huge Tracts of Land.

The End.
 

Smagmuck_

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Paksenarrion said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Paksenarrion said:
Mackheath said:
Paksenarrion said:
If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.
...I was wondering why I was suddenly bleeding milk. >_>

...

...

*licks*
...and this is why we desperately need an Erotic Literature sub-Forum.

<..>
This may very well be the SMARTEST idea I have ever heard.
I will back on you this my Queen/King...

>.>
<.<
The first story shall be:

The Queen with the Longsword, and the King with the *huge* Tracts of Land.

A long time ago, there was a Queen with a Longsword. She would invade everyone within her sight, plundering time and again, never satisfied with doing it just once, or twice, but multiple times, going in and out of each and every one of her neighbors.

It wasn't until she encountered the King with the Huge Tracts of Land that she was stopped. She tried to plunder his virgin kingdom through the secret back entrance, but the King wisely caught her Navy between his huge Tracts of Land. The Queen's anger was spent, and her seamen spilled out of her ships, landing all over the King's huge Tracts of Land.

The End.
XD

>.>

<.<

*Copies*
*Pastes*
*Prints*
 

gl1koz3

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Well, the dumbest have to keep themselves entertained. By plastic surgery... On themselves...

Now that's some sick masochist material.
 

Liam1390

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Paksenarrion said:
It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"
Now, if only I can find a way to make them squeak whenever I squeeze them.
 

Paksenarrion

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Liam1390 said:
Paksenarrion said:
It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"
Now, if only I can find a way to make them squeak whenever I squeeze them.
Are you kidding? We've had "Tickle Me Elmo" technology for years! You could have your boobs play "La Cucaracha!" if you wanted! As powerful as a gorilla, yet soft and yielding, like a nerf ball...
 

Aethren

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Zachary Amaranth said:
I had to think twice about googling Yaranaika. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
Better not try to wiki it then.

>_>

<_<

This song came to mind when I read that article, sums it up pretty well:
 

Lilani

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I saw a clip of this on the Soup just this evening. From what I've seen so far, I have no doubt there is a special circle in hell being warmed up right now for the creators of this show. It's a disgrace to brides, to grooms, to television, and to humanity as a whole. It's sickening and humiliating. I feel embarrassed to even think about the fact that I live in the same country as those heartless, exploitative money grubbers.
 

Something Amyss

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Aethren said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
I had to think twice about googling Yaranaika. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
Better not try to wiki it then.

>_>

<_<

This song came to mind when I read that article, sums it up pretty well:
Are you trying to ruin me? :p

That's definitely a good fit, BTW.