That's really all that comes to my mind right now. I don't even. Do you even? Because I really don't.
Society is a crazy place.
Seldom present in these shows, I'm afraid. That's why they agree to it in the first place. They aspire to make an ass out of themselves and hope that they get their "I <3 New York" or whatever bullshit spin-off.SimuLord said:Any woman who would compete to win plastic surgery would never be a bride of mine. Or any decent, self-respecting guy, really.
I've heard at least a half dozen girls say "I'd get a tattoo/nose job/boob job/etc., but it doesn't really attract the kind of guys I'd want to be with."
Simple answer: yes.archvile93 said:Wow that's just embarressing. Do these people really have such low self esteem or are so desperate for attention that they're willing to humiliate themselves on tellivision just to get a temporary ego boost that will do nothing to solve their underlying problems?
This may very well be the SMARTEST idea I have ever heard.Paksenarrion said:...and this is why we desperately need an Erotic Literature sub-Forum.Mackheath said:...I was wondering why I was suddenly bleeding milk. >_>Paksenarrion said:If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.
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I wanna watch THAT show!!Paksenarrion said:It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...
"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."
"But...I asked for a boob job!"
Meanwhile, in another room...
"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"
The first story shall be:Smagmuck_ said:This may very well be the SMARTEST idea I have ever heard.Paksenarrion said:...and this is why we desperately need an Erotic Literature sub-Forum.Mackheath said:...I was wondering why I was suddenly bleeding milk. >_>Paksenarrion said:If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.
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I will back on you this my Queen/King...
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XDPaksenarrion said:The first story shall be:Smagmuck_ said:This may very well be the SMARTEST idea I have ever heard.Paksenarrion said:...and this is why we desperately need an Erotic Literature sub-Forum.Mackheath said:...I was wondering why I was suddenly bleeding milk. >_>Paksenarrion said:If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.
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I will back on you this my Queen/King...
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The Queen with the Longsword, and the King with the *huge* Tracts of Land.
A long time ago, there was a Queen with a Longsword. She would invade everyone within her sight, plundering time and again, never satisfied with doing it just once, or twice, but multiple times, going in and out of each and every one of her neighbors.
It wasn't until she encountered the King with the Huge Tracts of Land that she was stopped. She tried to plunder his virgin kingdom through the secret back entrance, but the King wisely caught her Navy between his huge Tracts of Land. The Queen's anger was spent, and her seamen spilled out of her ships, landing all over the King's huge Tracts of Land.
The End.
Now, if only I can find a way to make them squeak whenever I squeeze them.Paksenarrion said:It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...
"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."
"But...I asked for a boob job!"
Meanwhile, in another room...
"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"
Are you kidding? We've had "Tickle Me Elmo" technology for years! You could have your boobs play "La Cucaracha!" if you wanted! As powerful as a gorilla, yet soft and yielding, like a nerf ball...Liam1390 said:Now, if only I can find a way to make them squeak whenever I squeeze them.Paksenarrion said:It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...
"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."
"But...I asked for a boob job!"
Meanwhile, in another room...
"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"
Better not try to wiki it then.Zachary Amaranth said:I had to think twice about googling Yaranaika. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
Are you trying to ruin me?Aethren said:Better not try to wiki it then.Zachary Amaranth said:I had to think twice about googling Yaranaika. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
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This song came to mind when I read that article, sums it up pretty well: