Broken wish

[KillerH]

It's the game we all know and love. if you don't know or forget I'll explain.

You make a wish, the next person grants it, but corrupts it. Then they make a wish.
i.e.

A: I wish for a million dollars

B: Granted, but it's in monopoly money.

I'll start us off

I wish to be immortal.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Granted. Pangaea exists once again.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you die straight after smoking the first one, you scum-sucking fruit basket.
[sub]No offence, I just hate smoking.[/sub]

I wish I had a portal gun.

 

[KillerH]

granted, but the fire burns anything you love

I wish for good pair of leather gloves

 

[wolfy098]

Granted they're in your game

I wish for freedom!

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler: clickey

fine your free to roam your room

I wish for ahh fuck I dunno a dollar?

 

[KillerH]

granted, but it's will kill you within the week.

I wish for a new season of There Will Be Brawl.

 

[MasterStratus]

Granted, but the episodes are just five seconds of a black screen.

I wish for a working copy of GTA4....

 

[KillerH]

granted, but that's the only game that will work in any of your systems.

I wish for a disco bar in my town

 

[Spiner909]

Granted, but it's the largest and best disco bar ever, drawing billion of celebrities who take all the guest spots, preventing you to ever be able to go in.

I wish for Supreme Commander 2 to not be ruined by Square Enix.

 

[Julianking93]

Granted, but its made by Square and will be pushed back to make room for the new Final Fantasy.

I wish for telekinsis.

 

[Randoms]

Granted but it stops working when your holding a large box over your head.
i wish i was the moon.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted but theres no oxygen.
I wish for an apple.

(I remember this game, I think I still have it bookmarked from last tiime)

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, it's infested with lycanthropic worms.

I wish for a digital video camera.

 

[Randoms]

Granted, It's possesed by CHULTHU
I wish for a chicken.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, it is demonic.
I wish for another lycanthropic worms infested apple, the last one was delicious!

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but it asplodes in your mouth.

I wish I had a team of ninjas doing my bidding.

 

[Balaxe]

Granted be they are badly trained ninjas.

I wish my mouth was'nt exploded.

 

[Randoms]

Granted, but the rest of your face exploded
I wish Postal 3 would hurry up and get made.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but Half-Life 2 Episode 3 and Portal 2 are canceled.

I wish my team of ninjas were better trained.