Brovengers, brossemble!

[Lil_Rimmy]

Brovengers?

I fucking call the giant suit of powered space flying shooty death armour!

 

[lacktheknack]

-Snip-

Your rhymes are weak when
Next to my godly haiku
Time is my ***** now.

You wish you *****'d time.
Haiku is all well and good
but does all yours rhyme?

EDIT: Well, I derped.
My power has been usurped.
RECOVERY HAIKU! >

 

[mikeybuthge]

I shall throw in my aviators, faux hawk, fist pumping, and ass kicking, for I have brossembled, and I do not stand for injustice.

 

[Death Carr]

I shall join this worthy cause!
You have I, the pilot of the BROVANGELION!!

Spoiler: BROVANGELION!

Rest assured this Injustice League shall not go unpunished!

 

[TheNaut131]

-Snip-

Care to share where you got that space station there?
I have a weakness for awesome-looking sci-fi.

Sure, fellow bro.

http://jett0.deviantart.com/gallery/

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

Well, it just so happens that I made a decent bit of money from selling old games recently, and don't live too far from Sainsbury's.
I'm sure we can come to some arrangement that ends with you on the side of the Injustice League, and heavily weighed down with various types of adored cookies.
Plus, I had a crush on Rufus Shinra, he's too good looking
But he's also on our side, all the more reason to join us.

-Snip-

Then a chicken I shall roast for the glorious forces of the Injustice League.
And a whole mountain of roast potatoes, surrounded by seas of rich gravy with islands of vegetable!

-Snip-

Rhymes do not matter
Only faith has a place here
We will surely win.

 

[supermariner]

This is why i fucking love the internet
Count me in, i'll brossemble

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I will join you with every drop of brood (blood, geddit?) in my brody!

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Epic spoiler of epicosity!

Spoiler

Question...

How shall we fight this war?

With words?

With bullets?

Cannons?
Screaming?
Pizza?
Bayonets?
Swords?
Spears?
Body parts?
Cars?
Vehicles?
Planes?
Flying dogs?
Dogs?
Raditation?
Powered armour?
Really good bacon?
Plain ol' bacon?
Bros?
she-Bros?
Fire with fire?
Water with fire?
Ice with fire?
Icecream with inferno?
Daystar?
A spirt wolf thingy?
A news dog?
dun touch dat dial, news at 5.
Woof.
How are you still reading this?
I like ****.
... You bleeped me.
****!
...
A, B, C ****!
How do you- ****!
DAMNIT!
I swear, if this ****
keeps going on, I will *******
dog.
Yes.
Dog.
Siege equipment?
Bleeping?
Horses?
Yao guai?
Zion Tribles?
NCR?
Legion?
Mr House?
Guns?
Gun with swords?
Guns that are swords?
Tobuscus?
Total Biscuit?
Internet?
Imaginary internet cookies?
Cookies?

I think I know...

It's words, isn't it?

I always get there in the end...
I called being the terminator!
*Stomp**Stomp**Manly speaking**Brofist**Open fire**Close fire**Brofist**Manly speaking**Stomp**Stomp*


captcha: Describe TOYOTA.

Victim. Were they innocent? We don't know. They were just killed.

Another victim. Curse you injustice league!

 

[NLS]

Why does the platypus have a boner under his tie?

 

[wooty]

I've read through all 7 pages and I still have no idea whats going on. Its like I've stumbled into a section for Ice users.

Care to enlighten me anyone?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I've read through all 7 pages and I still have no idea whats going on. Its like I've stumbled into a section for Ice users.

Care to enlighten me anyone?

It seems someone has declared war on Daystar Clarion and his cult following.
So, for fun, he is readying his mindless masses, rallying them around himself in an attempt to survive.
And the enemy of his cult, the Injustice League, is using this thread to recruit/convert members.
Like me.
You should join the Injustice League as well.
You are a Britannian, after all.

 

[TimeLord]

I don't know what's going on here but I like it

Oh, I bet you do.
Brovenger-loving monster that you are.
You've betrayed all that it means to be a Red Guard, even going so far as to separate yourself as a "Time Guard".
There will be a reckoning, and you have placed yourself on the wrong side. Time can't save you now.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Can I join? Im highly qualified. I can count to eleventy.

 

[Carbonyl]

Epic spoiler of epicosity!

Spoiler

Question...

How shall we fight this war?

With words?

With bullets?

Cannons?
Screaming?
Pizza?
Bayonets?
Swords?
Spears?
Body parts?
Cars?
Vehicles?
Planes?
Flying dogs?
Dogs?
Raditation?
Powered armour?
Really good bacon?
Plain ol' bacon?
Bros?
she-Bros?
Fire with fire?
Water with fire?
Ice with fire?
Icecream with inferno?
Daystar?
A spirt wolf thingy?
A news dog?
dun touch dat dial, news at 5.
Woof.
How are you still reading this?
I like ****.
... You bleeped me.
****!
...
A, B, C ****!
How do you- ****!
DAMNIT!
I swear, if this ****
keeps going on, I will *******
dog.
Yes.
Dog.
Siege equipment?
Bleeping?
Horses?
Yao guai?
Zion Tribles?
NCR?
Legion?
Mr House?
Guns?
Gun with swords?
Guns that are swords?
Tobuscus?
Total Biscuit?
Internet?
Imaginary internet cookies?
Cookies?

I think I know...

It's words, isn't it?

I always get there in the end...
I called being the terminator!
*Stomp**Stomp**Manly speaking**Brofist**Open fire**Close fire**Brofist**Manly speaking**Stomp**Stomp*


captcha: Describe TOYOTA.

Victim. Were they innocent? We don't know. They were just killed.

Another victim. Curse you injustice league!

No no no no no. The way to win the war is far, far more clever. Also far more inane.
You're going to have to change the lightbulb in the giraffe, but it will be SPECTACULAR.
I'm still going to require a guitar solo though.


But yeah, mostly words.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

Says the guy with a dozen different types of death aimed a him.
Would that be famous, or foolish last words?

 

[TimeLord]

-Snip-

Says the guy with a dozen different types of death aimed a him.
Would that be famous, or foolish last words?

I wouldn't know, I'd just regenerate and speak more words!

 

[Cowabungaa]

We need more bros you say? Then bros I shall deliver!

With the power of chocolate with air bubbles in it, we shall be victorious!

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Says the guy with a dozen different types of death aimed a him.
Would that be famous, or foolish last words?

Greyfox, have we forgotten who we never, ever, ever put in a trap?

Starts with a D, likes bananas, bow-ties, and blue....

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I stand, a brolo agent, ready to fight for whichever side offers me more rewards. Choose wisely, for I command the words of men through my mighty literary degree and my job as a marketing-type person.

The pen, my friends, shall always be mightier than the sword.