And lo! a challenger to Daystar's supremacy over the Off-Topic Forum did appear, and his name was PsychicTaco115.
He saw the tragic trajectory that Daystar's fall would take, brought low by the malice of that which has afflicted too many good forum users in their time - capricious whimsy. What was inimitable charm had turned sour, and in a desperate gambit Daystar attempted to seize power; he banded with his kindred spirit, Hazy992, and attempted a coup!
His downfall could only be ensured by the power of the one weapon destined to bring about his downfall - the fabled 'Banhammer,' an artifact so overwhelming that it cannot be wielded by a mere mortal forum user, nay, not even hallowed 'PubClub' members can withstand its baleful presence. Only those Titans who watched over the realm of Escapia could bear the dreadful might, the awful responsibility that such a weapon entailed - the Mods.
Psychic appealed to these figures of justice, but alas! Daystar's influence was strong, and already seeds of doubt, even fear had been planted into the mind of one of these great Titans - TimeLord. Only Greyfox105 saw through TimeLord's treachery, but by then it was too late. The battle lines had been drawn, the forces arrayed in all their terrible splendour. The neutrals fled from the scene of what would be the last great battle of our time, the lurkers gathered like crows, ready to feast once the slaughter had finished.
There will be blood ere the sun sets, and the fate of the Off-Topic section will be decided.
