Brovengers, brossemble!

[PsychicTaco115]

Would you like to join the Injustice League? PM me for initiation!

We can always use more members!

You dare start a recruitment drive in the presence of the Escapist's mightiest heroes? Take your stupid arsecrack team for arses elsewhere!

Fine! I'll start a new thread... with awesome sauce filled propaganda!

And everyone loves the villains; We get better musical numbers! Take that, Brovengers!

*Maniacal laughing*

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

I think not!

Now we have another bullet point to add to the reasons we hate each other

The list just keeps getting longer Hazy! >

Heed my warning; my power knows no bounds nor does my wrath! I hope you're prepared to reap what you sow!

I've sown many a crop and ate them! They were delicious!

Metaphors always put a smile on my face, especially when a battle of the ages will take place!

And your wrath? I fear not even the god Asura, who has 4 arms! You have 2!

I'm nutty as peanut butter, this is foolproof!

*cough* Sorry, got a little carried away. But yeah, Injustice Leaguer for Life

Very well but no-one can say that you weren't warned. What happens is your own doing. Prepare for oblivion!

I already have! I've played it multiple times, quite a good game!

But yes, my doing is my own! I'm the bad guy, no conscience to tell me what I can/cannot do!
Crickets DO taste good, especially barbecued!

You are an unhinged monster and you must be stopped! And mark my words you will!

I'm not a monster, I'm just crazy!

I'm the Joker to your Batman; "We are two of a kind, yadda yadda yadda."

The circle is now complete and all 360 degrees are ready to destroy the Brovengers and its morale!

When we're done the Injustice League well be but a memory. Your cities will be turned to glass!

Memory? Nay, it will form an impenetrable chain of memories, all commemorating the rise of the Injustice League!

Cities? Sure, glass 'em! We got too many people living in them anyways! The REAL lair is somewhere no one could possibly get/know!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Never fear Daystar, for you have my bow... and if that fails my pithy British wit stands ready!

[sub]I think it best to keep my army if shape-shifting kittens back as as a last resort, just in case we need a scorched-earth response y'know. They've been getting frisky lately, so once I turn 'em loose there's no guarantee we can round 'em up again.[/sub]

If this douche-attired Platypus and his little fan-club want war... then we shall grant them their request, and then some!

There won't be enough earth to scorch when we're done with 'em.

Would you like to join the Injustice League? PM me for initiation!

We can always use more members!

You dare start a recruitment drive in the presence of the Escapist's mightiest heroes? Take your stupid arsecrack team for arses elsewhere!

Fine! I'll start a new thread... with awesome sauce filled propaganda!

And everyone loves the villains; We get better musical numbers! Take that, Brovengers!

*Maniacal laughing*

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

I think not!

Now we have another bullet point to add to the reasons we hate each other

The list just keeps getting longer Hazy! >

Heed my warning; my power knows no bounds nor does my wrath! I hope you're prepared to reap what you sow!

I've sown many a crop and ate them! They were delicious!

Metaphors always put a smile on my face, especially when a battle of the ages will take place!

And your wrath? I fear not even the god Asura, who has 4 arms! You have 2!

I'm nutty as peanut butter, this is foolproof!

*cough* Sorry, got a little carried away. But yeah, Injustice Leaguer for Life

Very well but no-one can say that you weren't warned. What happens is your own doing. Prepare for oblivion!

I already have! I've played it multiple times, quite a good game!

But yes, my doing is my own! I'm the bad guy, no conscience to tell me what I can/cannot do!
Crickets DO taste good, especially barbecued!

You are an unhinged monster and you must be stopped! And mark my words you will!

I'm not a monster, I'm just crazy!

I'm the Joker to your Batman; "We are two of a kind, yadda yadda yadda."

The circle is now complete and all 360 degrees are ready to destroy the Brovengers and its morale!

When we're done the Injustice League well be but a memory. Your cities will be turned to glass!

Memory? Nay, it will form an impenetrable chain of memories, all commemorating the rise of the Injustice League!

Cities? Sure, glass 'em! We got too many people living in them anyways! The REAL lair is somewhere no one could possibly get/know!

It's on the moon isn't it...

 

[Amethyst Wind]

When we're done the Injustice League well be but a memory. Your cities will be turned to glass!

Glass won't form underwater!

Spoiler: Broseidon summons a tsunami! Brotrayal!

-snip-

Deliver my fee to the usual place.

With that, my business is concluded. I thank you for hiring Broseidon Solutions, I do hope we see you again. Discount rates for first time clients.

Good day to you both.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Never fear Daystar, for you have my bow... and if that fails my pithy British wit stands ready!

[sub]I think it best to keep my army if shape-shifting kittens back as as a last resort, just in case we need a scorched-earth response y'know. They've been getting frisky lately, so once I turn 'em loose there's no guarantee we can round 'em up again.[/sub]

If this douche-attired Platypus and his little fan-club want war... then we shall grant them their request, and then some!

There won't be enough earth to scorch when we're done with 'em.

Would you like to join the Injustice League? PM me for initiation!

We can always use more members!

You dare start a recruitment drive in the presence of the Escapist's mightiest heroes? Take your stupid arsecrack team for arses elsewhere!

Fine! I'll start a new thread... with awesome sauce filled propaganda!

And everyone loves the villains; We get better musical numbers! Take that, Brovengers!

*Maniacal laughing*

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

I think not!

Now we have another bullet point to add to the reasons we hate each other

The list just keeps getting longer Hazy! >

Heed my warning; my power knows no bounds nor does my wrath! I hope you're prepared to reap what you sow!

I've sown many a crop and ate them! They were delicious!

Metaphors always put a smile on my face, especially when a battle of the ages will take place!

And your wrath? I fear not even the god Asura, who has 4 arms! You have 2!

I'm nutty as peanut butter, this is foolproof!

*cough* Sorry, got a little carried away. But yeah, Injustice Leaguer for Life

Very well but no-one can say that you weren't warned. What happens is your own doing. Prepare for oblivion!

I already have! I've played it multiple times, quite a good game!

But yes, my doing is my own! I'm the bad guy, no conscience to tell me what I can/cannot do!
Crickets DO taste good, especially barbecued!

You are an unhinged monster and you must be stopped! And mark my words you will!

I'm not a monster, I'm just crazy!

I'm the Joker to your Batman; "We are two of a kind, yadda yadda yadda."

The circle is now complete and all 360 degrees are ready to destroy the Brovengers and its morale!

When we're done the Injustice League well be but a memory. Your cities will be turned to glass!

Memory? Nay, it will form an impenetrable chain of memories, all commemorating the rise of the Injustice League!

Cities? Sure, glass 'em! We got too many people living in them anyways! The REAL lair is somewhere no one could possibly get/know!

It's on the moon isn't it...

Nay; we have a timeshare there. Ever since that annoying sphere and that mute girl came there, it's just turned into a troubled neighborhood.

Shame too; the real estate is perfect to see a global thermonuclear war
*Sigh* A man can dream, can't he?

 

[geK0]

The brovengers have my support!

Poutine for everyone!
We must be well nourished for the upcoming battle!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The brovengers have my support!

Poutine for everyone!
We must be well nourished for the upcoming battle!

We don't want your stinkin' poutine.

That's Injustice League food!

 

[TimeLord]

 

[Sassafrass]

What is this?
A fun thread on the Escapist, made possibly by a small group of individuals that isn't being ripped into by other users?

Impossible!
PRIATE for life, boy.
OT: You have my...er...thingy that I have?

 

[bobmus]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The brovengers have my support!

Poutine for everyone!
We must be well nourished for the upcoming battle!

We don't want your stinkin' poutine.

That's Injustice League food!

And we gladly accept the aid geK0 provides the League!

Thanks for the grub that wasn't wanted by the Brovengers!

 

[geK0]

The brovengers have my support!
Poutine for everyone!
We must be well nourished for the upcoming battle!

We don't want your stinkin' poutine.

That's Injustice League food!

What else would you have us eat? some variety of sausage with mashed potatoes? Such a thing would be an injustice! Such an injustice that one might make a league based off of it..... I'm watching you.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this?
A fun thread on the Escapist, made possibly by a small group of individuals that isn't being ripped into by other users?

Impossible!

OT: You have my...er...thingy that I have?

I make the impossible, possible.

Relevant point at .45

 

[Sassafrass]

What is this?
A fun thread on the Escapist, made possibly by a small group of individuals that isn't being ripped into by other users?

Impossible!

OT: You have my...er...thingy that I have?

I make the impossible, possible.

Relevant point at .45

...
... ...

Spoiler: Ahem

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this?
A fun thread on the Escapist, made possibly by a small group of individuals that isn't being ripped into by other users?

Impossible!

OT: You have my...er...thingy that I have?

I make the impossible, possible.

Relevant point at .45

Then you created your own worst enemy, Daystar!

Like Victor Frankenstein and his monster!

 

[Hazy992]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this?
A fun thread on the Escapist, made possibly by a small group of individuals that isn't being ripped into by other users?

Impossible!

OT: You have my...er...thingy that I have?

I make the impossible, possible.

Relevant point at .45

...
... ...

Spoiler: Ahem

Hot damn, we've got Sass.

No way we can lose now!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Oh, of course; blame the Injustice League...

LIKE YOU SHOULD!

We are evil squared... Nay, CUBED!

 

[geK0]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Oh, of course; blame the Injustice League...

LIKE YOU SHOULD!

We are evil squared... Nay, CUBED!

Evil^10^100
They are Evilplex!

 

[bobmus]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Excellent, I shall bravely join in the good fight. I sense we have the numbers advantage already!

I'm like Black Widow - only less hot, more male and less useful!
Yup, I basically couldn't be any less helpful.

 

[Hazy992]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Oh, of course; blame the Injustice League...

LIKE YOU SHOULD!

We are evil squared... Nay, CUBED!

Say how goes the recruitment drive? Har har har!