Brovengers, brossemble!

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have infiltrated the enemy!

Awww yeaah [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.375133-The-Injustice-League#14553498]

They totally don't know I have.

 

[Lucem712]

Go on Injustice League, try to withstand the power of cute!

I spit on my computer for showing me such drivel!

I shall hire someone to spit on a computer monitor until they dehydrate themselves, to show my utter disdain!

We're already disabling your electronics! Haha, my plan comes to fruition!
May hamsters eat all your wires!!
<youtube=SMWi7CLoZ2Q>

May a perturbed porcupine lodge himself into your spinal cord!

Dear sir, our wires our 387% invulnerable to chewing; I tested them myself!

Jokes on him, all our electronics run on direct Orphan power

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

Well, I can assure you, we're not religious, zealots or Batarians.

Terrorists? Us? That's a mighty fine compliment!

Thanks for the time!

 

[bobmus]

Go on Injustice League, try to withstand the power of cute!

Our mascot is the cutest freak of nature to ever be sewn together by the devil's seamstress; this does nothing, mortal.

If you mean the platypuses, they quit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/images/ic/credit/640x395/p/pl/platypus/platypus_1.jpg

He's laughing at you, can't you see?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

 

[Lucem712]

Go on Injustice League, try to withstand the power of cute!

Our mascot is the cutest freak of nature to ever be sewn together by the devil's seamstress; this does nothing, mortal.

If you mean the platypuses, they quit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/images/ic/credit/640x395/p/pl/platypus/platypus_1.jpg

He's laughing at you, can't you see?

Careful, don't hold the beast in such a manner. They have mighty poisonous spurs that they will jab any good Samaritan with.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

I'll give you a new gun! And some space hookers; you'll be just like Riker!

Now, what species would you want those hookers in?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

I'll give you a new gun! And some space hookers; you'll be just like Riker!

Now, what species would you want those hookers in?

Are you saying I that not only do I need help getting women, but that some fictional 90's character is something I inspire to be?

No no no!

I mean to say that you can spread your perfect genes to other lesser-people of the universe!

I in no way meant that in derogatory terms!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Ah fuck you Shepard, this isn't worth it.

We don't need you, if you were truly awesome, we wouldn't even need to ask.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

I'll give you a new gun! And some space hookers; you'll be just like Riker!

Now, what species would you want those hookers in?

Are you saying I that not only do I need help getting women, but that some fictional 90's character is something I inspire to be?

No no no!

I mean to say that you can spread your perfect genes to other lesser-people of the universe!

I in no way meant that in derogatory terms!

Then I say you need to take a basic biology class before you think you can lead a group, because unless it's an asari, that isn't going to happen.

*Looks down*

Yes sir

Uh, I need to... manage... that... thing

Happy renegading, Shepard!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Ah fuck you Shepard, this isn't worth it.

We don't need you, if you were truly awesome, we wouldn't even need to ask.

Sorry if I don't have the time to help a bunch of teenagers on the extranet yell at each other. I'm too busy saving your life.

...

I'll pay you.

I know how you work, Shepard.

You love sidequests.

And this is the most sidequestingnest of all the sidequests.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Okay then, join the Brovengers and we'll make you lead of head-butt squadron. All the head-butting of fools you could possibly ask for. You like head-butting, don't you RenShep?

[sub]c'mon Daystar back me up on this[/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Okay then, join the Brovengers and we'll make you lead of head-butt squadron. All the head-butting of fools you could possibly ask for. You like head-butting, don't you RenShep?

[sub]c'mon Daystar back me up on this[/sub]

[HEADING=1]HEADBUTT ALL THE THINGS![/HEADING]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication shall be the end of the Brovengers!

Brace yourselves!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

This is ridiculous!

Do they know know those ties are too long?

This shall not stand!

 

[CommanderL]

you Have my soul WE need a chant