Brovengers, brossemble!

[Shadow flame master]

Hey Daystar, I've got good news, bad news, better, worse and horrible news. The good news is that I'm back from that black market russian compound, the bad news is that there is no longer a black market russian compound. The better news is that as your head scientist/saboteur/fire manic, I have created a new system that allows us to defy or manipulate gravity to our needs. I have no idea how this is of use to us, but maybe you can find a solution leader.

Now here comes the worse news: my R&D compound has been hacked. Some of my files have been either copied or deleted, but nothing of importance have been compromised. I even checked my personal severs and beefed up security to make sure that this attack doesn't happen again. Now Daystar, please sit down and be calm while tell you the horrible news: our imported tea dealerships have been taken over by a big time coffee business! Naw, I'm kidding. Or am I!

The horrible news is that one of my old designs for mobile armor, or Mobile Suit, has been stolen from my vault. This vault isn't digital, and it is guarded fiercely everyday. This leads me to believe that the previous hacking was an attempt to lower my defenses to get to the vault. This could only be done by someone on the inside, I just don't know who. Please leader, the Brovengers safety is at stake if they have the necessary components to create a functioning Mobile Suit. Please point out the spy so I can "extract" the information on this InJustice Leauge.

Shadow Flame Master, signing off.

 

[burningdragoon]

Brovengers, eh? Ok then, what do you need of me?

Does this call for...

? Because that would be swell.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

TO THE LITTER MY BROTHERS! QUICKLY!

Be weary Dapper Gents, for our interpretative dancing is something to be feared!

Spoiler: Behold, my interpretative dance of this entire thread so far!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Um... Well...Er...Ah...
*Looks from side to side*
Good no one's here, I can sneak away without having to do anything.
Oh crap they've seem me, distraction time!

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

 

[BaronUberstein]

Clearly this threat cannot be stopped with mere brovengerness, we must bring out the big guns. We must bring out, B.R.O.F.I.S.T.

We have a submersible battleship.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

Your refuse our demands? Ha you are not the first to refuse, but you will break like all the others! Our waving dancing pandas will make you talk....

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

 

[TheScientificIssole]

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
I have nothing else to add to this occasion.

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

 

[Chalacachaca]

Very well, I shall lend my strenght in this conflict.

EPILOGUE: Chalacacha was the fist one to fall, after he slipped on a banana which wasn't even peeled yet. Nobody noticed that he wasn't in Valhalla with the rest of the party.

 

[Hazy992]

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

Your refuse our demands? Ha you are not the first to refuse, but you will break like all the others! Our waving dancing pandas will make you talk....

I have an iron will and I can assure your pandas will break before I do! Assuming you can actually catch me of course.

 

[Carbonyl]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

 

[Hemlet]

Alright, I've collected an abundance of alcohol and the ingredients for my chili, grilled feta, and bachelor pasta recipes. I'm ready to contribute the righteous cause of the Brovengers!

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

 

[Hazy992]

Alright, I've collected an abundance of alcohol and the ingredients for my chili, grilled feta, and bachelor pasta recipes. I'm ready to contribute the righteous cause of the Brovengers!

That sounds delicious! Our troops shall be well fed!

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Brovengers, you have my sword. Or my axe. Y'know. Whichever one you'd prefer. If you'd rather I kept my weapons to myself, I'm fine with that, too.

Spoiler: And as I gift to you all, I present... CHOCOLATE!

 

[Hazy992]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!