Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.
EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.
Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.
EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.
The Brovengers provide many necessary services. Such as guitar solos. And smiles. And the spirit of threadventure by leading topics off the beaten trail. And the Bro-fist of justice.
Pillars of the community.
I must go and finish my many toils.
I shall return ready for action!
Well, my swords ready to help out whenever you need me.
Yes, I'm aware I am not a member of your group but i still respect what the brovengers have done for the community. If the Injustice league start shit, just call me up and i'll show them the power of the Escapists resident berserk fanatic.
I think I'll sit this out a while longer before throwing my hat into this ring. I need to better determine the way the wind is blowing in this conflict before I make a decision.
You can count on me. Those fools in the Injustice League don't know what they've started, but it's far too late to stop this now. I have a few questions, will we have access to your completed doom machines, do I have specific duties and most importantly, do we have a theme song?
I recommend this, if we don't have one yet. [sub]I've recently been watching DBZ.[/sub]
I throw my hat in with the league, though I am mostly just in it for the bitches. And the goats. And the occasional picture pulled off of google images. And maybe the souls of the living. But definitely not the British food. I'm more of a Hispanic food person myself. I guess I should post something threatening now.
I am a one man army, much like Wolverine, Jesus and Homer Simpson.
However I shall assist thee in the eradication of the Injustice League for what they did to me... They... stole... my... Jalapenos! I can put aside my hatred of your love of Irn Bru for now Daystar.
I shall join the Brovengers. For my name is... BroGurren! (Also Flamezdudes but that name sucks, so it is my middle-name.)
This here is my weapon I shall assist you with! BroLagann! It is even better than that other mech from a certain manly amazing anime.
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