Can a girl be your bro?

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ThreeWords

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Sure. There is no restriction to brohood save the mutual trust and honour implicit in the idea. Gender has nothing to do with it. People only think brohood implies masculinity because it occurs more obviously between men
 

CactiComplex

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I'm considered a bro by the majority of my male friends, so, yeah I'd say we can be. Sure, it helps to be gay (check), be open to talk about sex in explicitly graphic and sometimes ridiculous ways (check), and generally have a 'guy's mindest' (check again), but as far as I see it, they aren't needed at all. I've been witness to a female bro as straight, girly, and anti-sex talk as they come, but she managed just fine.

Dare I say it depends on the people involved?
 

Washboard

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lol, dunno if its illigial but ive had some bad experiences with girl mates who dident just want to be mates, if you get my drift :p
 

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Dwarfman said:
Females are usually too cautious and unable to leave their intelligence at home to be a 'bro' of the quality you talk about. It takes a very special, fanatically loyal breed of stupid that seems to only belong to the male of the species, that alows one to charge side by side into the brink and stare into that abyss we seem to call ' a good idea at the time'.
Ah, they can stare into it alright, but only the truly froth-mouthed can jump straight in.
 

EllEzDee

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A "bro" is actually a homosexual term in modern day America used to refer to a male friend who will happily suck your wang. So yea, i suppose a girl can be a "bro", though they have their own name: "hoe", hence the term "bros before hoes".
 

Dwarfman

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Niagro said:
Dwarfman said:
Females are usually too cautious and unable to leave their intelligence at home to be a 'bro' of the quality you talk about. It takes a very special, fanatically loyal breed of stupid that seems to only belong to the male of the species, that alows one to charge side by side into the brink and stare into that abyss we seem to call ' a good idea at the time'.
Ah, they can stare into it alright, but only the truly froth-mouthed can jump straight in.
I find that's about 4 in the morning when yourself and the bros are on your way home and it's all of a sudden a hilarious idea to change around all the 'For Sale' signs in the street...
 

Dwarfman

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EllEzDee said:
A "bro" is actually a homosexual term in modern day America used to refer to a male friend who will happily suck your wang. So yea, i suppose a girl can be a "bro", though they have their own name: "hoe", hence the term "bros before hoes".
Hmmmm...wierd. In Australia and New Zealand, Bro is short for Brother. Then again we also say mate all the time and Americans think we wanna have sex with them or something.

Seriously these culturals discrepancies can be a right pain.
 

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Dwarfman said:
I find that's about 4 in the morning when yourself and the bros are on your way home and it's all of a sudden a hilarious idea to change around all the 'For Sale' signs in the street...
Wait... ...It isn't?

I may have a problem.
 

FamoFunk

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I've been called 'bro' many-a-times. I make an awesome bro!

I didn't even know there was this 'chick' thing like bro.
 

TheNewDemoman

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Bro Code #32: Bros before Hoes

Sorry that is an automatic violation -_-

Girls like shopping and talking for hours about the same crap (There are exceptions)

Bro Code #187: If there is talking it can be about 4 things

1. That chick is hot
2. That seemed like a good idea
3. Explaining a good idea
4. Boobs lulz

(Before people start killing me /sarcasm)
 

Dwarfman

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Niagro said:
Dwarfman said:
I find that's about 4 in the morning when yourself and the bros are on your way home and it's all of a sudden a hilarious idea to change around all the 'For Sale' signs in the street...
Wait... ...It isn't?

I may have a problem.
To quote a real life situation.

Dwarfman <Five minutes after waking up, upside down, in a double bunk, with different clothes on from night before, all backwards and inside out> - Mum...Why was there a sick bucket next to my bed?

Dwarfman's Mum - Ohhhh...I don't know dear...Why is there a 'For Sale' sign in front of the house?

Dwarfman - Wellllll geeeeee I really couldn't say....
 

omega 616

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Unless the male is a your actual brother, nobody is your "bro". God I feel dirty for typing that.

Can we stop hi-jacking other cultures stuff? It's irritating, white kids with Afros talking like "fo shizzle mah nizzle" or "yeah, blud. I feel ya homie", just stop trying to be something your obviously not.

I am all for being who you want to be, but somethings just don't suit certain people. I actually think Eminem brings it up in one of his songs, which is just funny.

We don't fit in crackers is out with Cactus albums
Blackness is in, African symbols and medallions
Represents black power and we ain't know what it meant
Me and my man Howard and Butter, we would go to the mall with 'em
All over our necks like we're showing 'em off not knowing at all
We was being laughed at you ain't even half black
You ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab that
And that Flavor Flave clock we gonna have to snatch that
 

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stinkychops said:
BonsaiK said:
Jubbsy said:
Not talking about a literal brother here, because obviously they can't. But, in the realms of 'brodom,' a bro is one of those guys who'll do anything for you from being your wingman to helping bury a body. Now, everyone knows that a girl could do those things, but does that actually make them your bro? Or do you think that is illegal according to the bro code?
The "bro code" is a bunch of sexist hypocritical nonsense so naturally girls are excluded by default.
Except they're not. nor are girls unable to make sexist hypocritical nonsense. In case you meant either of those.

(I assume you meant the first one)
The message of the bro code is that it's a code of behaviour, it's basically "act like we do or gtfo". Anyone male or female can participate as long as they're willing to compromise their individuality in order to fit in. It's sexist because the norm that the bro crode ascribes is a bunch of very traditionally male values. Women can participate in that, as long as they leave their personal preferences at the door and choose to ascribe to those values as well. There would be a few girls who would have no problems with the 'bro code' but they'd be heavily in the minority.
 

Ladette

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Bro i'm such a bro that it hurts. One time, I was broing it up with some of my bros, yeah everyone was brofisting everyone else, then we went and brofisted outside the Student Union and we got another group of bros to brofist us to. Then we played Halo Reach (the broist of bro games) and we broed it up online with some of our other bros. We told them we were brofisting and they were sad that they couldn't brofist through XboxLive. So we told them to bring all their bros to a party and we could totally bro it up and brofist everyone at once! They thought the idea was pretty bro, so they got all the bros they knew (which include other female bros) and came over to one of the bro's bromes so we could bro it up bro style. Man we was doing it every which way, we were brofisting, we were bumping our bros, we even had everyone take turns brofisting a new bro to initiate him into our bro-therhood. We must have brofisted till about 4 AM, we'd have broed it up all night if everyone hadn't fallen asleep. So anyways that's how I got hemrroids.
 

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Jubbsy said:
Not talking about a literal brother here, because obviously they can't. But, in the realms of 'brodom,' a bro is one of those guys who'll do anything for you from being your wingman to helping bury a body. Now, everyone knows that a girl could do those things, but does that actually make them your bro? Or do you think that is illegal according to the bro code?
No it dont work unless shes your sister or cousin.