It's...head canon...that an entire species isn't gay...when said species is shown to marry entirely based on opposite sex, which gives birth after coitus, and are an evolutionary branch of a species that those same words apply to?
You know what, fine. By your logic, I could just as easily claim that there's a spaceship built by hobbits beneath the Shire that they've all agreed not to talk about, and claim that it's valid because of the lack of any direct line saying that there isn't a spaceship beneath the Shire, and ignore anyone saying that doesn't make sense based on the lore based on "head canon."
You keep using the word 'sense'. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You keep using 'sense' to mean 'this is what I WANT this story to be.' It's fiction. If it turns out it like the Dragonriders of Pern... great. I doesn't have to conform to you wishes
Where?
No-one is pretending that hobbits are acting like anything, we know how hobbits are written, what their culture is, how their biology functions, what their ancestry is, etc.
For goodness sake, you understand that your argument essentially rests on the premise that any portrayal of anything in any work is ultimately subjective, and therefore, taking that work as presented is only "pretending" that a set of facts exist. For instance, it's outright stated that elves are immortal. By your logic, if I say elves are immortal, you could say that I'm only pretending elves are immortal, despite the text saying one thing and the lack of any evidence to the contrary.
*Looks at what Hawki has posted*
All you have given is subjective reasons for why you want hobbits etc to be a certain way
So... I'd say you are correct here. It's all subjective
I'd be putting elves here in the long lived category but I digress
Let's saying somehow Melkor gets out of the Halls of Mandos and corrupts Valinor turning all the elves into short lived mortals. Or even, Melkor turns out to be a disease bomb that explodes 100 years after Sauron dies, killing all the elves. Maybe Iluvatar gets killed somehow and the elves lose their power. Maybe they just last 3 ages and now start dying out. There are plenty of things you can do
What?
First, I haven't "demanded" anything, I've simply presented the facts. Second, you've jumped from "all hobbits are gay" (which they aren't) to "all hobbits are straight" (which is unlikely). If someone came along and started crying foul at a gay hobbit in Rings of Power for instance, I'd tell them to shove it, because, among other things, there's nothing that prohibits that.
Third, "how it's always been for me." First, it's not "how it's always been for me," the text was written before I was born (probably before most of us were born). If you want to claim that hobbits are all gay...well, I've already pointed out how that assertion is spurious, but you understand that the burden of proof is on the one making the claim, right? That usually one has to prove a positive rather than a negative?
This is a stretch to believe.
Firstly, this is a fiction universe. You presented fiction
Secondly, I didn't say that had to be one way or another. I said they COULD be gay or reproduce asexually. I didn't say they couldn't be straight
You were the one (originally) saying they had to be straight and ANYTHING different is called 'iffy' (iffy here meaning your subjective feelings)
Thirdly, why anyone need to prove they are gay? Why is that even necessary?
Edit: I'll get through these eventually