DoctorObviously said:
2) "Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! No, not you, test subject, you're fine. Yes, you! Box! Your stuff! Out the front door! Parking lot! Car! Goodbye!"
Cave Johnson in Portal 2
Yeah c'mon, I've read Dracula, I know how this works."
Dreadman75 said:
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Line 2:
"I am not the villain in this story."
Doctor Samuel Hayden from DOOM (2016)?
Here's some for y'all
1:
"Remind me again why I even try to enlighten your mind?"
"You must be pathologically stubborn"
2:
"Shit, this is a fortress."
3:
"Whoa! Password to the club?"
"Yeah, 'Don't shoot my ass'."
"Don't shoot my ass."
"Entres vous"
4:
"People are messy, awkward, sometimes selfish and cruel. But they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they have a chance."
5:
"OH NO, THE ZOMBIES KILLED GOD!"
6:
"You know what time it is."
7:
"Mr. ___, you've been convicted of over three hundred murders, do you really expect this appeal to work?"
"I figure with the statute of limitations it really should be closer to two fifty."
"There's no statute of limitations for murder!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Watch yourself Mr. ___."
"Or what, you'll hold me in contempt of court? You're already planning on giving me the chair, you think I give a shit about you not liking me? Fuck off..."
"I'm curious if you can keep your cavalier attitude when 2000 volts are running through your body."
"Oh yeah? And I'm curious if you can keep acting like a douche bag when I shove that gavel up your ass."